Your neighbour is probably a millionaire

Here’s how to tell. [View in browser](=.AkgTas6qJuYhuYES5PZ0Fevm5SguS4VgijmDl2KzCh8) [Zikoko Daily] 27 February, 2024 Hey . Isn’t it crazy how being able to afford to fill two 12.5kg gas cylinders at once right now has become a “strictly for the rich” exercise? Or even Indomie. Because why is a carton now ₦15k? For “indomeeeen”? Jesus, be a shield and buckler against these prices 💀 Tife Editor Quick links: - 1 [How to identify your wealthy friends and neighbours in Nigeria right now](=.3rlSrgJ_3XQ3JP2Q2iw22Qv0qju9qGoEdhAOMuwNO98) - 2 [Quiz: Which passport do you actually deserve?](=.fa1Kkb1LONbEFGIcKN1754BK9YOz_rVZpeQmN8MI6rY) - 3 [Are you familiar with the Nigerian Army ranks?](=.S4t78a6nf11CapUaAc2Gh_x3ociP58vh6CUvcxiCkj8) SHORT READS My Crush Probably Thinks I’m a Thief =.zEDqElb2ihMOGTq439vtOOie-2N2r07QU7ifGcjqN_g “I’ve been crushing on this guy in my gym since I registered at the gym two weeks ago. He’s probably a trainer because he’s always there when I go, but I’ve never had the courage to ask him. I just stare at him lustfully each time. I think the guy is feeling me, too. He smiles at me anytime he catches me staring and has helped correct my form while doing some routines on a couple of occasions. I’ve been trying my best to give him a full-on green light so he comes to ask me out, but after what happened last week, I don’t know if it’ll happen. So, I took an okada to the gym that day and left the ₦500 change in my pocket. When I went to change after exercising, I realised the money had somehow slipped out of a hole I didn’t know was even in the pocket. I retraced my steps to the machines I used, and, luckily, found the money on the floor. I bent to pick it up and rose to find myself face-to-face with my crush. He had this weird look on his face, no doubt thinking, “Is this babe picking money from the ground?” I tried to explain, but he didn’t look like he bought it. Oh, God. Is this how I lose the father of my unborn children?” — Josephine. Your story could be the next one featured here. Whether it’s about a case of mistaken identity, someone stealing your wig in a danfo, or the weirdest experience you’ve ever had, we want to read it. Seriously, [give us the gist here](=.OqIVE0SmTEoWbmyrdYWa2PMWsmjXRUcuOsagT14pjV0) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> One Story to Read Today How to identify the rich kids around you Is your friend still using cooking gas in this economy? Are they turning on their generators for more than one hour daily? I put it to you that they’re rich. To be double sure, watch out for these other signs, too. [How to know they’re rich](=.PPaEQaW5TtzVZ9cIUf3AtzUiLRqQEE7P6ZjthsrpOxw) Quiz Which Passport Do You Actually Deserve? If you get “Nigerian”, please accept my condolences. [Take the quiz](=.xZcQsgKUK4OJnLgO4TeEB8GsQ2-mCQ82Tu115ME_uL8) What people read the most today: #NairaLife: The Software Developer Picking Himself Up After Losing $500K in Seven Months In 2022, this software developer was close to achieving his second passport dream when he lost his entire life savings — about $500k — to crypto. Two years later, he’s rebuilding his safety nets and chasing a $1m/month payday. 🚀 [Read it here](=.RRCBQuQcI_H6MTR-WUVNUCs5UgtJ_R9mxZDpw7sDgog) Spread the love Did you like this letter? Share it with one rich person you know. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe](=.TPk4AwpAh74XgnjO9lTKMdB0QCD9V7YScJC9iWe4cjo) =.RPpwypQywVzvsMcjfnTCgB4eI0EheowjcyuvglF_kYw - [ABOUT](=.NIvux4-MT6d1hD0NMP8q_C8y63byPl2gBCfdUXK9eVU) - [ADVERTISE](=.twRv61vBnInZda2CyMgRxQyunR3Vg5RUF8hDwB_OZWM) - [READ MORE](=.6PTSunTepT1lV6_HN8paQfWizL62G1cOBd9r0r_-mVk) - =.pBTUoZgrFm0EqJF2xAj4od_itBMVLvkVqvz0a5jRPK8 - =.UrjDBw04Vc06qXhYfwp4mbn9YIoXd-CvhCYmRBA-8n0 - =.T0vXg9uJ-vlR2BHk7mvZdz31364GSa3n69EuiLiIhRU - =.YFVKL2Kc67qQ7ykmdRH5FLfAubVfj4iZeNHVCvzVjHo You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](=.OIH1717zTNge1aKAaR4nHbWFQXay-Yk6WbjA1O7RWIo)