Inflation has driven restaurants mad

What do you mean, “Pasta is ₦43k”? [View in browser](=.Qd5OtQCZ-FEaXUE9IuQYsviWOyhvP7c02toXzCl3LZE) [Zikoko Daily] 20 February, 2024 Hey . If you know anyone who still frequents restaurants during these times (AKA Tinubu’s era), please forward their details to EFCC. They’re fraudsters, and I’m not even joking. For those of us who aren’t fraudsters, we’ve curated “fine dining” options you can still afford. 👇🏾 Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [Alternatives to consider now that inflation has driven restaurants mad](=.wtZeDxEk8nlxcaEJOBFe6hOZZY0V57n6428iuz1lVSM) - 2 [Sleep here if the heat in Nigeria is stealing your joy at night](=.rw5R_vlfqEazO_sQVmKrHakDnn5OMeRqJNmHx3tmNLg) - 3 [How to be a gold digger in a way that pleases God](=.Ctk5n3mjpS1N1R4byw3rHkoaTd59mb-iXHpA-hjx7E8) =.Vvz5xuQN7sQqd1qT2Wmv8dSvVOWjPhd0lKEqBmndgBQ Enjoy limitless online shopping and renew your monthly subscription with the Bitnob Virtual Dollar Card! 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But I was sleep-deprived, and the heat was frying my brain, so I did it anyway. I set my alarm for 5 a.m. so I could go back inside before anyone woke up. Maybe it was the breeze or my village people, but I missed the alarm and woke up around 6.30 a.m. to the screams of my neighbour’s three-year-old. I’m not sure what the boy was doing outside, but seeing someone strange with a giant bonnet, covered from head to toe and sleeping on the floor in the early morning was too much for him. To make matters worse, his screams activated our compound dogs, and they started barking too. Just imagine the noise. His parents and a few other neighbours flew outside — probably thinking the worst — and yes, explaining the situation was as awkward as you can imagine.” — Moyin. Your story could be the next one featured here. Whether it’s about a case of mistaken identity, someone stealing your wig in a danfo, or the weirdest experience you’ve ever had, we want to read it. Seriously, [give us the gist here](=.eLWlt7JMovE5PvNAOjhfSEVoA1u715CvWRCmkd0OYyg) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 Fine dining options that won’t bankrupt you Do you want to enjoy yourself or impress someone but don’t want restaurants to finish all the money you’re managing? Well, first of all, you have no business in restaurants. [Try these options instead](=.YHe722T1UPXeFeuS7xnr1uCWbmlaAb0mUf7ehcMO5Oc) --------------------------------------------------------------- The heat in Nigeria is stealing everyone’s joy Especially at night. I’m not sure if hell fire recently opened a branch in Nigeria, but the heat is stealing everyone’s sleep. That doesn’t have to be you, though. 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