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2024 Hey . Motivational speakers didnât see this one coming. They say, âYour best idea can come while in the shower,â but did they know you can actually make money inside the shower? Presenting the craziest things you can buy off Amazon (including an actual money soap). ðð¾ PS: Remember the onigbese almost-first-lady gist I brought you yesterday? Her husband has paid off her debt, but sheâs suspiciously refused to say a word since. My guess is, she isnât happy about it. Iâd give my left eye to be a fly on the wall of their living room right now. ð Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [14 crazy ass things you didnât know you could get on Amazon](=.pwkeF6gj7j7OwCaqpcEp4Rypof3GQwS4boRnxJN785I)
- 2 [7 surefire ways to make your parents stan your music](=.tBVpbCuAAD2IlLG25vG1EXFqKNW6op5u-hhXHDzXRss)
- 3 [7 green leaf alternatives for food packaging as Lagos State bans styrofoam](=.oiYcbJG3W9C5RJMEw1dMDQ0418x1EkyxSPdEsXksRR0) SHORT READS The Time a Seatbelt Disgraced Me
=.BY5PImD5ZFm6peJlY941PI1VA9EwL1qW5r12lcg5J3A âLet me share how I once disgraced myself in a vehicle with fine boys. I was travelling to uni that day, and my seat was in the front, just beside the driver. One male passenger sat between me and the door. Two guys sat behind me, and I thought they were really handsome. So, I started âOperation Notice Meâ. Iâd occasionally fling my hair to the back, acting all cute and posh ð. Iâd also stylishly look back to steal glances, and once I noticed they were looking at me too, Iâd intensify my efforts. I was feeling fly. The man beside me eventually alighted, and I had to move into the seat by the door. Weâd travelled for a while when we approached a military checkpoint. The driver asked me to put on my seat belt, but I couldnât figure it out for some reason. And instead of me to ask for help, I just put the rope on my neck like a thief. ð The driver didnât help matters. He saw I was struggling with it and started shouting and insulting me. He had to stop the car just before we got to the checkpoint to teach me how to use the belt. Everyone on the bus â including my crushes â was just staring. I nearly died o⦠Fine girl in the mud! ð
I sha minded myself for the rest of the trip. I hope they donât remember my face. ðâ â Ruth. Your story could be the next one featured here.
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