Spoiler alert: You might be a cultist

That’s if you see these signs in your place of worship. [View in browser](=.eh_7HeLFYFOWv3S-TAu9-aNyu7kY9eI6RPHiHDpFCIM) [Zikoko Daily] 9 January, 2024 Hey . Just like I predicted yesterday, the internet is still reeling from the TB Joshua “cult” documentary. If you haven’t seen the documentary, there’s a summary for you below. While some people are tearing their pants trying to defend the late prophet, others are calling the BBC to come and investigate their own churches, too. Talking about cults, “Black Axe” is currently trending on X o. Someone said he joined Black Axe in uni and left because “there’s nothing he can’t leave if he wants to.” That’s how people started shouting “lie lie” on his head. My own question is, why do so many people know it’s impossible to leave the Black Axe cult? Are you people cultists?! 😳 Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [Telltale signs your place of worship is a cult](=.Lk0kuisxLvSqLd2x10ur6JNfl523WI-6iVgX38CwVM4) - 2 [Everything BBC’s documentary revealed about TB Joshua and SCOAN](=.8gFxmuAuwgWZKYriQopg7GDTxMryiD5amXafxhiOyQE) - 3 [7 signs your babe really likes you](=.bMBpS_oQDen6UPE_r6cGYabOU7qFaPR5bc5VCSCaAys) SHORT READS The Day I Went From “Bad Bitch Loner” to “Dried Fish Thief” =.fgiQvgPgh_CDyoIS8YMOzuf8TMo4Eprs_lCkIvx6rMA “When I was writing junior WAEC in JS 3, my classmates and I had this home economics practical which involved sun-drying some pieces of fish for a couple of days. I soon realised that a classmate was “pinching” the fish. I didn’t join her, but I had also been thinking about it lowkey. The fish looked good, and I was a greedy foodie, but I didn’t let my intrusive thoughts get the best of me… until it did. The classmate eventually told me she had been pinching and invited me to try it too. I saw it as the perfect opportunity to hide behind her, and I stupidly did it. 😩😭 Tell me why that’s the day she was caught and me along with her. To say I was embarrassed is an understatement. I, the acclaimed “bad bitch loner”, was now a dried fish thief. My elder brother — who was a prefect and the perfect child😒 — was called to the staff room and witnessed me subdued in every way. Bad gyal in the mud. My mum and the other girl's mother were asked to pay for another fish for the project, and we had to start the project all over again, putting the class under undue pressure. Omo, I hope my former classmates have forgotten about it oo.” — Matilda. Your story could be the next one featured here. Whether it’s about a case of mistaken identity, someone stealing your wig in a danfo, or the weirdest experience you’ve ever had, we want to read it. Seriously, [give us the gist here](=.aVYgKJF6g_kra8WvBWYfiqOUfOCbzAW9jMfSIH8vI-w) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 Is your place of worship actually a place of bondage? You might think you’re too smart to fall for certain things, but if your place of worship exhibits most or all of these signs, just start running. [It’s most likely a cult](=.R6bzP8IpbCCNKnt_l-adRnvxKyMWjBUAqIJRqKRA_Cc) --------------------------------------------------------------- What are the allegations against the late TB Joshua? Yesterday, the BBC Africa team released a three-part documentary alleging that the late founder of The Synagogue Church of All Nations (SCOAN) was a sexual abuser and cult leader. [We noted the key revelations](=.Ozwx8oM4SUwpiILM1Qi1SQZAHxpQbnxTKQUu0sU9t9s) --------------------------------------------------------------- How to know a Nigerian babe likes you Once she starts stealing your clothes and calling you because a conductor shouted at her, just know that baby girl is in love. [These other signs show it too](=.cGOxdMbx9wvFujbEm_JCrCveD2SE0eJFU0DM4VDbzeQ) Quiz Getting 20 on This Quiz Means You’re a Certified Alcoholic I’m not calling you an alcoholic o, it’s what you use your hands to answer that will tell you. 🤨 [Take the quiz](=.1FZFmz9ZTK-Bemd4SmCcR743SfbcXTkU5SU8PH0gUiw) What people read the most today: #NairaLife: The Academic Researcher Nursing Dreams of a Career in Comedy I’m still not over how this guy won a million on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” and gambled most of the money away. His entire story is chaotic. 🚀 [Read it here](=._yefrzszul_rIdsAe2bH8HiuFoteo6CHuFpyI3wlv80) Spread the love Did you like this letter? 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