Are the girlies doing “Christian BBLs” now?

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PS: “Christian BBL” is trending on X because a YouTuber claimed to have done one, so we decided to do one better for the God-fearing girlies hoping to get one too. 👇🏼 Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [How to get a BBL in a way that pleases God](=.rTlZX2H4isQzovjmNC_iKOMztNsdkO2Y5-rbiLEifIk) - 2 [These 8 Naija comedians moonlight as musicians](=.JfsDH-AtFLop-QbJTyc4jyEWBrPOQOJ8IVR2sDqgQ8c) - 3 [The best lip care options for the harmattan season, ranked](=.mcTQ8PetGjZT3tCGtcKBRbuu5uscsoUtGe0oqQmhQRg) =.qaQpD36aKYdEMVmedA28hWi0LtZWgkldM159ODAZQXk Giveaway Alert!Kakadu the Musical is having a series of shows from December 28 - 30 to celebrate its 10th anniversary, and two lucky Zikoko Daily readers will get free tickets to the 7 p.m. December 28 show in Lagos. All you need to do is reply to this email with “Interested”, and be sure to open the newsletter every day to qualify. Winners will be randomly selected and contacted on December 21. SHORT READS Girl, I Hope You Blocked Him Because… =.WNhq66W0_VFh2DTzXu7P6K16anu11zJ8Lv1hT9ZkQ9M “I met this guy on Facebook. The first time we met went well. We liked each other and kept it moving. Our second meeting didn’t go as well. It was on his birthday, and we were supposed to meet with his friends at a lounge that evening. I should note that he called me to make plans that afternoon, and I just had a few hours to meet up. My place was far from his, so I decided to brave it and took a bike. I got there, and he immediately started talking about my appearance. He kept asking questions and complaining, “Why did you wear this gown? Why didn’t you plait your hair?” I asked what was so wrong with the dress, and he said I’d posted a picture of myself on Facebook wearing that gown before. This happened in front of his friends. I was so embarrassed. Unfortunately, I couldn’t return home because it was already late in the evening. I just ignored him and hung out with one of his friends all night instead. I’m still angry about the whole thing.” — Tosin. Your story could be the next one featured here. Whether it’s about a case of mistaken identity, someone stealing your wig in a danfo, or the weirdest experience you’ve ever had, we want to read it. Seriously, [give us the gist here](=.mcpmOZqTq8X_wM8U2TpFSXSyBcZLUEt034_Z7LE8sVY) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 How to get God’s approval on a BBL You’d expect such body modification would put you at a high risk of missing heaven. But what if you took these steps? Worth a shot, if you ask me. 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