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Also: What’s the biggest lie you’ve told? [View in browser](=.mzDMhmc2pg2ah-CdlGozw7ZB_XCPYSoLNDMCddHdvWk) [Zikoko Daily] 6 December, 2023 Hey . Random, but have you noticed how no one uses insults like, “I can feed your whole family” anymore? We’re really losing touch with our heritage as a people. Buhari and Tinubu, you do this one. Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [5 Nigerian men tell us what it’s like to date a sex worker](=.vHdNux2U8lEeSBCr-ZUzZeToE97IVtzGGbX7ECrF1QA) - 2 [Nigerians who’ve attempted to break Guinness World Records in 2023](=.IexEzO2yhTjPEE57zV5p4gIE7rrMZD_9u38BrBlnKOM) - 3 [Tension us this Christmas by wearing these cute couple outfits](=.1GW57tNSEnEUWeSSffCHYBUQZjn-PLvvuBDHVLGW-eo) =.WDkPztr1_CwXSH6JGLU18OEVjqxWR2QaDwaPujA4oGg Two words: Laughter and drama. That’s exactly what you’ll get with “Waterside: The Stage Play”. It follows two friends as they face a hilarious life-or-death situation over a broken chicken statue, family bonds and cultural clashes. 👉🏾 [Grab your tickets now](=.pvfdS7Gif_s-XGbbVBJvVRTuRT9cJQxQIy7raMCZoZU) to watch the theatre show at the Agip Recital Hall, Muson Centre, Onikan, Lagos, on 2nd, 3rd, 9th or 10th December, 2023. Time: 2 p.m. & 6 p.m. (Two shows daily). This is partner content. SHORT READS What’s the Biggest Lie You’ve Told? =.SGQr_I7u4-mGUfYtDRFJKZXtVqnu76_4cXX1b6TIkys “Sometimes, I just randomly remember how many lies I told in primary school and wonder why I did it. I mean, we all lied as kids, but mine was to the extreme. The biggest lie I told must’ve been the dumbest. It was that time when everyone was obsessed with Paloma and Diego from a Mexican soap opera. I claimed that my dad was the actor’s brother, and we always visited him and Diego abroad during school holidays because my dad couldn’t survive the Nigerian sun. No one questioned how I was as dark as the bottom of a pot while claiming to have an oyinbo daddy. I kept that lie running from primary three till I moved to secondary school two years later. I’m sure today, some of my former classmates randomly remember the MF who claimed to be Diego’s nephew, and shake their heads at their own gullibility.” — Daniel. Your story could be the next one featured here. Whether it’s about a case of mistaken identity, someone stealing your wig in a danfo, or the weirdest experience you’ve ever had, we want to read it. Seriously, [give us the gist here](=.n0EtPoWFflB5SrBNm1P5rqhFvSe7AAiJ7mau49tj1pI) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> One Story to Read Today The folks at the Guinness World Records saw a lot of us this year When Hilda Baci started her record-breaking cooking attempt in May, she probably didn’t expect it’d inspire other Nigerians to take a stab at a record of their own. But it did. [Everyone who joined the GWR train](=.Nh8ln1bxWl4Hb7fgg1jUte7RhrEd4sAWZhZVpZqXcFQ) Quiz Do You Have Enemies? Water no get enemy, but you might. Isn’t it better to know? [Take the quiz](=.ygdLElzb3VmOxfUjsXsojVT7ZUoQMso-pruSzdUds2s) Zikoko Oldies Don't forget about these: - 5 Nigerian men tell us what it’s like [to date a sex worker](=.2bBG5DQZUmOxyE0nU4tAXP6HYV0qccQnqx5CAaPO3C0). - May 5, 2021 - Tension us this Christmas by wearing these [cute couple outfits](=.ag5APAO1ap7URrKiXUequIA7Q01XHzIDSdP2kEapqUM). - December 9, 2021 - What really happens at a [Nigerian bachelorette party](=.iN1ycZTC8J97E8L3un3hTUi9AvwAVYBiFIuockO0w2c). - March 10, 2022 👉🏾📰 Learn more at paystack.com/storefront --> People liked this story today: You Might Meet The Love of Your Life in These 7 Places We’ve done our part. If you don’t find love in any of these places, then you might be the problem. 👀 🚀 [Read it here](=.toXM3BUqw4tiUj0utAW9xiHTpqT7xkNXnWT4vuun44U) Spread the love Did you like this letter? Share it with someone for good vibes. 👉🏾[Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily &body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe](=.M6FMpjXDf0MSsOw4pEtZiaTPEa-Wxp52BpdEAwhBjBA) =.wGLb8MJI-eVVzi-JfZ7hXD9-KUqABRYMREkDAD4ycQs - [ABOUT](=.4Hy4kSIvh-jM0Sg9EoyJcUw548Y-dzDmgrHClE7gBhk) - [ADVERTISE](=.UzwvelBdt5TTcRxfZGdzYkIK50VOTv_KMMS3NYsb7e0) - [READ MORE](=.UJhTi6V3OVial9e-7EjSokTorVJXmcKo-3gmdtzWfac) - =.xkXu27VZKO-QO-dN4YbKurwCGqkz_NA66UJ8SfvMd-g - =.qSHxNwYapK__Hgh6sLRBK6xsvF_UwQApUzlJ9mQ-XW0 - =.eEHbH02KODIeAaz4A1zXJ870_Min-Y_Lux_6Vvpe-BU - =.bjRASwQQV9kLv4yEgoi5hCF6jYVYuyr6K2zsPIHXM-w You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](=.rd59oYgWwOs2SOO2Xap-fWdKSqFLgsalB2TVC4Ac3z8)