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One is security, the other is two-minute enjoyment. [View in browser](=.vxSJdilHSxR4cXYUGHsG3aukxr4pgeOw3SQUU6mNgGs) [Zikoko Daily] 15 November, 2023 Hey . I might already say this constantly, but it bears repeating. Living in Nigeria is an extreme sport. If you hope to survive, there are some things you should know. Starting with the tips below. 👇🏼 Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [Nigeria 101: An ultimate guide to living and surviving in Nigeria](=.4UWYxEJ-8hQy-_JRuCr75AjszW6PyuKTIkWKmGFyBwA) - 2 [A very specific guide to understanding how money works](=.-g-6kVWTW2PbPv61hEEFSLtKzCC_e5xYCAOjviGUk-M) - 3 [These Nigerian artists are guaranteed to give you a show](=.cYpLA6LhlrBro5f_KMm9ROV8bSufsoPqkNSbg4ITHAg) =.rKbpblEEOgWiUVoCjb-ziSy5QbC4qbcv95uKnItIOiw New university alert! Wigwe University launches in Rivers State, Nigeria, with a determination to nurture leaders with the capacity to ignite the potential of Nigeria and Africa. 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