We found the guy behind your missing pens

You might’ve met him at a banking hall. [View in browser](=.WHkA1NSKEu1RJ71z_GBFaWjuzpEB4kdPIwVE5Gvasnw) [Zikoko Daily] 14 November, 2023 Hey . If you've ever had a pen stolen at the bank, the guy in today's #ShortReads story says you shouldn't swear for the thief — because he might be the one. Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [You should watch these Yoruba Nollywood movies at least once in your life](=.GSjXQeotjKdEEOwUZW2kdAlg-ZPE1_pSIeMbTxYKMio) - 2 [Interview with Chibuzor Ramsey: “I’m the ram that brings everyone to the yard”](=.qu8_bNEYuhh70fa1cFK7aloN40fo-Ye0b2614jWgWJ4) - 3 [Like Mr Macaroni, these 7 entertainers are honorary degree holders](=.RCkYOGmoW_MHAJADItge_k_VuLucGStQAyt8u7gXy5k) SHORT READS I Have a Thing for "Keeping" Pens =.ZbDa7YGvNu7GtgxShlOX-fB3nTWmg5HSTMC9ySqgNSo "No, I'm not a thief. I just have a really short attention span. I'd often borrow a pen and forget to return it unless the owner actively sought me out to ask for it back. It could be anywhere, too: banks, schools, or even hospitals. It's not until I get home and empty my pockets that I realise what I’d done. Sometimes, I try to be conscious of it and return the pens I borrow, but I still slip. I even bought pens so I won’t have to borrow, but they always get lost—no doubt by me lending them to someone like me. I feel guilty about it, especially when people sub "pen thieves" on social media, but it's not my fault. You people should stop swearing for me." — Kachi. Your story could be the next one featured here. Whether it’s about a case of mistaken identity, someone stealing your wig in a danfo, or the weirdest experience you’ve ever had, we want to read it. Seriously, [give us the gist here](=.My8pI5v_FaPkQDOogZbQCSSyK8lohEKGOaNpiPPMG54) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 Yoruba Nollywood has a flare for the dramatic, but you should see these movies No matter how dramatic or chaotic Yoruba movies get, they always overdeliver on entertainment. And these classic movies put the "E" in entertainment. [These classics are a must-watch](=.k7a3A64e0kVzQ1xpApUMuEfIcJHEjQmIkhNiQ1zHTzs) --------------------------------------------------------------- Remember Chibuzor Ramsey from Burning Ram? He was the prized ram at the festival, and definitely the star of the show. We were able to squeeze in an interview with him before the raffle winner took him home. [Read the interview](=.kYKSAmzkMRprAbRKB0tkRA5eQRe67E1zVFPBiz3z2XE) --------------------------------------------------------------- Mr Macaroni was recently conferred an honorary degree He even got two honorary degrees from different universities on the same day, adding him to the list of Nigerian stars with similar honours. [Here are some of them](=.bzWhBDsT3b1eJvpr8RaTQjnCpYGRylvEvtnYUL3M2Ks) Quiz This Nostalgia Quiz Knows How Old You Are If you bought a bottle of Coca-Cola at ₦15, how many grandkids do you have? Don't worry, this is a safe space. [Take the quiz](=.mxZxdCwY3vSNoeUlHFae5gfxUNLmlsAlLs3lHdCdc0M) What people read the most today: The #NairaLife of a Content Creator and Recovering Overspender This 20-year-old content creator struggled with impulse purchases for the first six months after she started making money from influencing. Now the phase has passed, she’s trying to live on ₦1k per day and saving aggressively while at it. 🚀 [Read it here](=.BVd4TCIe0Hu84gim8e6AXldrxyB_EFVYV0cAUQRPgVc) Spread the love Did you like this letter? Share it with someone who watches Nollywood. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe](=.qSeG6esUMZEKO5Ks4gGntHdAUuNzgt9CLiskhVeI1bE) =.nkTFmipp3gmszgblAErXr4duP8BHsbpCHsX7XBjX8q4 - [ABOUT](=.ymICykqShsMRcnHPhSqWxJ5kHOra1vo8eXX9wAikgWc) - [ADVERTISE](=.cwIXtVrgsb9ymdmGgsMDrV0peKtY8nlbCA6D6s-jBHQ) - [READ MORE](=.7vsYIiob4hU3SQhnwv6WXRrApio7V0OaIAWoPpz7Jks) - =.d28Cgfa5jfk8af_g33QAAUwWjFQewIuz7Qehz4uH60I - =.yU4qtmTABFfXoHtB3ZLgA2b9HVE-0ErsSRK1E9ghz-Y - =.j-WTRx1xNjflDCW1Ib5opcPjvgek0rDTap56EVY0Yy4 - =.puMdIJgTNbI9DX28c9tWTnmx-0QnJjI34yRynM13R2s You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](=.yVxn4R6SptpRSc-REqnF2umhjAlGpGd9xN4u4NSGQWk)