Never ever say these things during sex

It won’t end well. [View in browser](=.KzGpcrttBTlcJFtMXirk0nFLvPRN-RX9aaoC5OZrZXg) [Zikoko Daily] 31 October, 2023 Hey . If you have bastard money, feel free to get tickets to [Burning Ram](=.HXAENtB7HBWwSCrAOe6K1bmfSn4X4dxWKungWDHW9dE) anytime you like. But if you don’t and would like to enjoy an exclusive celebration of the Nigerian culture of meat and barbecue on a budget, then you should know that discounted tickets stop selling at 11:59 p.m. tonight. Buy [early bird tickets](=.NINc8AmbkS08xJz7-XYiKChTHdCBuY8iMqyAJBxMhOM) now before all prices increase. Don’t let this be you tomorrow: Tife Editor =.6fq2SCX18DrXG_R9_O1aTNT4wbrWn9jSk0SNg_qbcI0 Don't let procrastination cost you the experience of a lifetime at [Burning Ram](=.rPNYytbEaHyikiky-SK5HRLkIgXaE9jP91mpj5nqbT0). You only have a few hours left before early bird tickets to the biggest meat festival in Nigeria stop selling. 👉🏾 [Get them while they're still available](=.-AJPOkami0j0QyB7Wf-rIFzX7cSBJwGqp28bQaT2EjY). 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I was still in uni, surviving on allowance from my parents. Back home, we had these neighbours we were quite friendly with. In fact, the neighbour’s kids used to call me “Brother”. One day, one of the neighbour’s kids called to tell me it was her birthday and she wouldn’t mind if I sent something small to her. Feeling important — I mean, she must’ve called me because she thought I was capable — I asked for her account details. The plan was to send her ₦3k. Only I sent ₦30k. My entire allowance.🙆🏾‍♂️ I didn’t even realise until she called me and started praying for me. I thought she was just overly grateful. I was even impressed at how appreciative she was. She prayed and thanked me for about six minutes. The debit alert came in while she was talking, and my heart dropped to my stomach when I saw the notification preview. I don die. 😭😭 I don’t know how I kept saying “Amen” to the prayers. I was just calculating how to ask her to refund me. After the call ended, I concluded I couldn’t reveal my mistake. Someone who has probably calculated all she’d use the money to buy. I had to take my L and move on. But that mistake can never happen again.” — Moses. Your story could be the next one featured here. Whether it’s about a case of mistaken identity, someone stealing your wig in a danfo, or the weirdest experience you’ve ever had, we want to read it. Seriously, [give us the gist here](=.B_WMOyJ8W7Jm7M3xN4EGOLEUK7lV4vrfqqXDzj4fgDo) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 Dirty talk is fine, but these words? Avoid them One minute, you think you’re giving sexy big daddy vibes by asking, “What do you want?” Next thing, the person is giving you an actual provisions and foodstuff list because the economy is hard. 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