Laugh at the rich >> Eat them

These rich man pikin jokes are hilarious. [View in browser](=.IZarteFeVBBe6qM5S7H0YKJV_0Osb_wdZ-968nwHnws) [Zikoko Daily] 27 October, 2023 Hey . Stop thinking about Nigeria’s problems or the state of your account for a minute and read the “rich man pikin” joke compilation in this newsletter. It’ll be worth it. I promise. PS: We’ll stop selling [Burning Ram early bird tickets](=.Glwo7kvz1k6YDmmchMxwMnUYLEnCs7J-trwrS08S1iI) on October 31. Prices increase from November 1, so you should get your tickets now. Now say, “Thank you, Tife” and open your wallet. Tife Editor =.EPdPAxA5Mw7ebkdXMsboL3Zcb75xG_OCP600GnDV1Lg The biggest [meat festival in Nigeria](=.zweCfq18xQe8uh3GwzT2b661JPosPv_jVwOhssn8Qx0) is happening on November 11th in Lagos, and early bird tickets are still available — but not for long. 👉🏾 [Get your tickets now](=.4yjLZehwpyltuKJDOmtunhluaAPNU2_m60mtTRI5clc). In This Letter: - 1 [20 of the funniest “rich man pikin” jokes of 2023](=.AkYRbjAH-doESq_1uTnh7BrK6ACPbofdI65i8W8dIOQ) - 2 [“I was detained without investigation”— Ade “Authority” Akinmola on police case with Naija Hair Factory’s CEO](=.TNGw2L5ROWpaHugOB7CLg2uCcs7qrEqI8p5ou2WPmwY) - 3 [#JusticeforJustina: Everything we know about the murdered UNIPORT student](=.0BUBXBSIaIjyYzb4abGexBBFpR5Q5n8qG7laBeLq7V4) =.GUe8wZgyAK-kaeyCUTwTHWs3KzqDM0Tgx-zh-HBTucI CashToken rewards you with an opportunity to win between ₦5k-₦100M doing everyday tasks like paying bills and buying airtime. 👉🏾 [Click here to start your journey to life-changing cash](=.bnCmrXhEjliLUWGKfqkG1AvhSLouf7KyWOf9irHgk0w) This is partner content. ABROAD LIFE The Inside Gist-ish: I Tried to Sneak into Canada Through Cameroon =.wXoixb8aKpHIpEx4ROSRog6RsAnci1W8l9rLRWuOgF4 If you want to move to Canada, you need to read this #AbroadLife. This week’s subject started the process in 2017 and eventually left in 2021. Why? Drama everywhere. At some point, she even received a provincial nomination and said no. Big mistake. Here’s a snippet: “I didn’t take it because it came so easily, so I felt like another would come. The nomination had a two-week validity period. I needed to pay some money and rush some processes. I didn’t have the money at the time, but I could’ve borrowed it. I could’ve made the entire thing work and gone in 2018. But I was just like, ‘They’ll call me again joor.’” [Continue reading here](=.5tRk7TDcQajRn1lGr4v6U-6C5TcDg6r1_zc8jjmKV9w) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 You cannot eat the rich (yet), but at least, you can laugh at them Rich man pikin jokes are the rage on social media now, so we compiled the funniest ones. If you don’t laugh, you might just cry at the unfairness of the world. [Check it out](=.MI7CzzuEC96GFl6oNKTEWiZKEU3FsogIw-XfkzDGuxI) --------------------------------------------------------------- An IG hair vendor arrested someone because of a tweet On October 20, Adeola Akinmola posted a thread on Twitter complaining about bad service and how she was insulted by a hair vendor. Fast forward to this week, and the erring hair vendor involved the police. How? [Here’s what Adeola said](=.AIBqVoyfO2N7riOvz7yqZKCZ15tOyHuBY6MP3o03WOI) --------------------------------------------------------------- Yet another heartbreaking murder Yesterday, social media woke up to the news of Justina Nkang’s death at the hands of her boyfriend, Damian Okoligwe. When will cases of men killing their partners end? [All we know about it](=.XBdlE5yJT6CqlurJIA9ujEmJPHuogiyT6xYIAVGiYB0) Quiz Can You Guess The Meat? Just unscramble the words. This should be easy. 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