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I was waking up at 4 a.m. every weekday to beat the traffic from Bariga to my Lekki workplace, and working like mad to hustle my daily ₦2k. A baby girl was tired. That’s how I ranted to my friend one Friday and jokingly declared I was ready to “relax and be taken care of”. She suggested we go out to a popular nightclub/bar that night to see if we’d somehow score rich boyfriends or sugar daddies. So, we dressed to kill and stepped out. At first, we were just dancing in our seats alone and taking selfies. We were even considering going back home when a waiter approached us and said a gentleman offered to pay for our next round of drinks. Mama strategist. Our plan was working. We ordered, and when the waiter brought the drinks, we asked him to show us the “gentleman”. I wasn’t prepared for what I saw next.” — Esther (To be continued). Your story could be the next one featured here. 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