The time I gave my classmates “orgasms”

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In today’s newsletter, a follower of Olumba Olumba Obu shares the misconceptions about his religious beliefs, some Nigerians talk about life after graduation, and in #ShortReads, someone talks about sharing “orgasms”. 👀 Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [I follow Olumba Olumba Obu, and it’s not occultic](=.3SZfGEzN3kDUjjYR9k1VRox-bfGUsyxmsxnwTgScgJU) - 2 [7 Nigerians share what they did after graduation](=.gD6LYKQ7lpLwcja9ehuPUvCs8f2KlpZndKEDHDaUiRk) - 3 [Biggie needs to bring these 7 All-Stars housemates back](=.2oMLXb1mISjN19I5BRlJ_tQKK33rFAmlvTRBh8DDK0g) Burning Ram is Here! =.kbu5m8948-vcZQ5Rgi3DKPHT8vU3qHxBASb2ZgsRAjk Tickets to THE biggest [meat festival in Nigeria](=.R9Q5CqJKrGRny-qRpI6wV09c6FpB6v6sjdSNnKkYsxg) are finally available. 👉🏾 [Get yours now](=.SfEHK3r1i1kFT_CqsEkwtUx1ZCXh5SX7ip3RRw__sFA). SHORT READS The Time I Gave My Classmates “Orgasms” =.mDIXPvpeuRA689iUUoCCFnssnnyUSnHzwczcSbPmfCw “See ehn, this is just an unfortunate story, and I have no one to blame but myself. I was a very amebo-loving eight-year-old. The kind you never did anything in front of because she’d go and announce it before you finished talking. I shared a room with my older sister, and I annoyed her to no end. One night, she thought I was sleeping while she made a secret call to a friend. Her voice was low, but I heard her say something like “collecting orgasms” from someone. When she finished the call, I stubbornly stood up and threatened to tell our parents she had a phone and was collecting orgasms from people. Of course, I didn’t know what it meant. To shut me up, she said “orgasms” was a foreign chocolate, and she’d buy plenty for me if I kept quiet. The next day, I told some classmates about the foreign chocolate and promised to give them. Chimo! The teacher overheard and flogged the amebo out of my body before I revealed my source. I’ll leave the story about how my parents took it, to your imagination.” — Cherish. Your story could be the next one featured here. Whether it’s about a case of mistaken identity, someone stealing your wig in a danfo, or the weirdest experience you’ve ever had, we want to read it. Seriously, [give us the gist here](=.mLtCLkVhXgdenXiHaiCmaNbsK4f96BFeARMMItHX6FA) =._Jxubs4FJniIeGTJ6Gobvy2zaUnpbZ9yhORyhr4lmqM Before you scroll further, could you take a few minutes to tell me a little about you by [filling out this short survey](=.9p-GfEErk6wNmjid6zU5cil-uPqHhK7x8oNzafVLHHg)? It’ll only take two minutes, I promise. *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 Ever heard of “The Brotherhood of the Cross and the Star”? It’s a religious movement that Chuka — the subject of this story — is a part of. He talks about growing up practising a non-mainstream religion and enduring bullying and intimidation. 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