Some sunscreen producers won’t make heaven

Because what in the white nonsense are they making? [View in browser](=.6gAxGd1q7KhERVTJrZkW8p8PZNfIeCNKVYcLfsK7vjk) [Zikoko Daily] 27 September, 2023 Hey . Eid Mubarak to you if you celebrate. Also, you’re doing a big service to humanity with this public holiday, and I hope you find money on the floor. Can we briefly talk about the dangerous sport that is buying sunscreen? One minute, you’re proud of yourself for taking skincare seriously; the next, you’re like the babe in today’s #ShortReads story. 😭 Tife Editor =.Stzl7T593FG1KU6yHp1J7Fl3mkax1-cjhNtr4MQThVg At this point, you can't say you haven't heard we're cooking THE biggest [meat festival in Nigeria](=.IQWWaLa-Tqln1cXosug7EaMyeShCT9xJyNWJv1qZVDo). We're celebrating meat, and you need to be there. 👉🏾 [Sign up here to be the first to get deets](=.sHuDQ5MS0kmtly9QA1JodEu2hqSXm1pLT4TGTQnKRl0). 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When it got delivered, I woke up early the next morning, did my skincare and headed off to school as campus babe wey sabi. Plot twist: I had a white cast on my face like an Ifa priest-in-training. 😭😭 At first, I thought the stares I got from the Uniport gate were people admiring my glow, but I got concerned when other people at Delta Park began snickering on sighting me. It was my best friend who called me to a corner and brought out a mirror to show me how I looked. 😭 Let’s just say I never got skincare products online again.” — Obianuju. Your story could be the next one featured here. Whether it’s about a case of mistaken identity, someone stealing your wig in a danfo, or the weirdest experience you’ve ever had, we want to read it. 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