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Also: “We cheated, and we moved past it.” [View in browser](=.TofnvBjxyJnMwNbgUYqrWm2k5b5kb0hJr1mfY9CJbro) [Zikoko Daily] 7 September, 2023 Hey . Nigeria has done what it knows how to do best by killing my hopes of a fair country with yesterday’s tribunal nonsense. It’s like the more I hustle, the more sapa-inflicted I get. I’m now on to the next plan on my vision board: Find a rich bestie and beg them to help my life. ✨ PS: If you couldn’t follow yesterday’s tribunal because it sounded like court gibberish, I have a very brief summary for you in this letter. Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [How to bag a rich bestie in 10 easy steps](=.tN9K5pbNJqe0pe-zjARgc6fpC1KsiH7GhcuGuoSQMfI) - 2 [The presidential election tribunal: What you should know](=.PKU2WGnKNpOh-elARfGPutbAjdDKDKukQXt-5UUAx_Y) - 3 [Quiz: Do you deserve Nigeria?](=.OLS6627cPlDkY8LgxSeTuDScV6OaS0k4N3DuRMGIKBQ) Before you scroll further, could you take a few minutes to tell me a little about you by [filling out this short survey](=.C8_A9jDehK-TOvG5npFw1dqM4JOkVq2D_rinqnbdFcY)? It’ll only take two minutes, I promise. LOVE LIFE The Inside Gist: We Cheated, and We Moved Past It =.oFZcAjVsh1ELvrfV2o6-rUMqiAwNyLu8WlySTk_-H3c The fact that this story lowkey feels like a "cheat me, I cheat you" situation aside, can we talk about how the husband’s uncle was just posting him? Why are all uncles like this? Every single uncle in this world is a natural disappointment. And aunties too, TBH. What did you think about how relatively easy it was for the couple to move past the cheating? I don’t think it was easy for them. I think people tend to make it sound easy when they’re sharing their story because what else would they do for an article about their love life? You can tell from how the interview goes after that there’s a bit of a weirdness there. Also, I think, in many ways, it goes to show that these things happen in relationships way more often than we choose to admit to the world. Right? It’s not always “God when?” [Read their love story here](=.ed5O4I-KQb0izQIs2i_SJXLYvP6hjWwtkB3iET4tUew) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 2 Show me your friends, and I’ll tell you how rich you are Bagging rich besties doesn’t only happen in Nollywood movies. It happens in real life too, but it requires a specific set of skills. Skills I’m ready to teach you. [Follow these tips](=.bJH3Lrju_ZSw35otyhP98viA1EkHvmddLJ_Iq6bxKJ0) --------------------------------------------------------------- The presidential election tribunal summary you should read The proceedings went on for over 12 hours, and we both know you didn’t sit through it. If you were wondering just who and who was trying to evict Tinubu from Aso Rock (and if it’s still possible), this will help. [We summarised it here](=.eAnkxo_1ZwfePSEpqdcrDuR2PsyaRjJQbkCdz2ETeN8) Z! Solitaire What says "Happy pre-Friday" like playing a card game? 🎯 [Click here to play](=.1xvMrN31A_dcvrgO0j9OfBiG9nPyEfVMYfVOs_u1d-4) Quiz Do You Deserve Nigeria? If it turns out you do deserve this country, I don’t know what to say to you o. [Take the quiz](=.cIQvS46_C9Ecmlt_7z_m_RlQ4YlppewM0aWx5QZrwWQ) Today, everyone is clicking on: A Reunion of the Exes in Biggie’s House? He’s Got an Agenda At this point, Big Brother’s dramatic plan to bring ex-lovers together under the same roof is a welcome distraction, even if some have been evicted. 🚀 [Read it here](=.pCqE-4F9MpXiVObj6NH43BejX99_L2LOBaNmuQP1fWs) Spread the love Did you like today's newsletter? Share it with someone who should read this week's #LoveLife. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe](=.Nt4tUOh_KxpYMzJKEW51GNbt6l9Ha5AvIQIjJztayas) =.w8aXHjPw5AXV31EtPRJIlwHPOuRu-RZjn-qiA5gBezY - [ABOUT](=.zysmWfe8oUI4vJLquLazMaJp_rCM0SAQvqseE0Mv3tU) - [ADVERTISE](=.WtIOK7tw2QOcQsXJh90-h5L4VxeWdhVnUX2w4LqOovY) - [READ MORE](=.RVsFpdkckgjji3NjSbX05vi7k11TBiIxGGPtkO8G9_E) - =.CsD1WTVsgz2UMKHdHRTmOPcVoSJTmTv-JP5Slrwmxwc - =.OgdJOVXVti7HxNhJyid8sq3uhQcPRB-bqeC06CC6knk - =.lNvJ8kQwsFuQOziow2lZy6n4Do16oQZucNWXfCeD_fc - =.GN7j9oeu_bFcjmsizIIYC9taFtMQcyf90_ef_kq2KQo You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](=.m75z1rPyeky56PGO384kNcRWec03nwuliSTIuzUnFbs)