Broke people can do alphabet dates too

Yes, even if you’re down to your last ₦2k. [View in browser](=.1y1kco-wN7IWeRofHDbuBnxqnT7jHCpe7wxZBLnu2EI) [Zikoko Daily] 4 August, 2023 Hey . The new form of intimidation for social media's “God when” section is alphabet dates. Since not all of us can afford “Y for yacht dates”, we decided to do the next best thing. 👇🏼 Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [Budget date ideas according to the alphabet](=.9dYZobdFySUsmJ7ziUoGCIN-daGypHpxBaqNMX2BVtc) - 2 [Are you financially irresponsible, or is it Nigeria?](=.Ag5P6hHxdbeeiA5g7tilf4oZ6CNFbfE6QCuzn9uXwic) - 3 [Interview with that Big Brother Naija toilet: “This feels better than competing for the ₦120m”](=.yP3Zt6CFHNisgS0Eyf2Kvc5WwmXdbZM_rUHiMUYHRBM) =.NJK6iSwI8P7pPS0RAQdU8w2Qw0m95sovVDstzsvPSt4 Bumpa is the all-in-one app your business needs. Get a business website in 1 minute, create discounts, run sales seamlessly & monitor your inventory & business performance with real-time data. 👉🏾 [Download the app to take your business to the next level!](=.RaYz8t1Z-1r5heXCrCjaMsBi4GtkiP9cSwfOpc82qP4) This is partner content. ABROAD LIFE The Inside Gist-ish: I’m in Ireland Because SARS Was Disturbing My Life =.V1_KWo6mQfRYA2b9k6rpLV8lAi4vdACn-sjJe3swqSQ If you asked this #AbroadLife subject why he japa, he’d give you a simple response: SARS. He talks about enjoying his post-university life until harassment from SARS made him realise he couldn’t stay anymore, and he moved to Ireland. He’s safer now, but admits he’s also bored. Here’s a snippet: “My plan was to come here, do my master’s, have fun, finish my master’s, and immediately start making loads of money. Reality? It’s cold and boring here. Because of COVID, I spent my entire master’s year learning from home, so socialising was difficult. And for the “loads of money” part, omo.” [Continue reading here](=.MMfJNIH6mNQN4XilSU94TxXy7ah1Wa-WmZHP4vM7wQc) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 Alphabet date ideas, but for broke people At least, with these budget ideas, you won’t have to worry about the amount of money (or lack thereof) in your account. Try it and thank us later. [These ideas are cheap, but still romantic](=.1RDAgVT90eDm8epUJz_tzedO5Up-ReTwwHbvqTf-1Zk) --------------------------------------------------------------- Both instant and delayed gratification are now expensive Every other day, I carry a calculator and start punching keys because the math ain’t mathing in my account. Nigeria will really have you thinking you’re bad at financial decisions, but guess what? [It’s not your fault](=.-uyFR4oRgnA6jJBuR3XIO21rO02KIlH8YStOJ_-QiuI) --------------------------------------------------------------- We interviewed that Big Brother Naija toilet The average Nigerian goes through a lot of shit daily, but that toilet in Biggie’s house? It’s had to put up with the housemates' literal and metaphorical shit. [How’s it holding up?](=.SUVrE8zJiKXnBlky0-ipdc6kzieQJVqDoROeqB-uW8c) Quiz What Can You Get Away With? I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at the fact that I can get away with looking homeless all the time. 🌚 [Take the quiz](=.UOuNKVRFe1BmkRYF0amLQJS2X5edQ3cYXm0nWJTjAW8) Today, everyone is clicking on: What She Said: My Parents Once Ignored Me for a Year I still can’t get past a parent calling their child “ugly” or keeping malice with their own offspring for a whole year. Sigh. 🚀 [Read it here](=.zmK48f6VhPL2E-T5UfK0PWcmDclP-oQ0m8LIZl5BEvk) Spread the love Did you like this letter? Please share it with someone who's excited for the weekend. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe](=.BwGIwBSSJcawNXUZ9dd1tZJCR-vjpWy17-28NBsSZ1w) =.G6wuwz2ZtjdmW0wKQRVt4_as-FvE1mxsJAQIa1GzHYQ - [ABOUT](=.6O9gWjvzSMEKaojtzhmj58Sc9OdW8Ud8wAUYLO8Ka0g) - [ADVERTISE](=._b5Cgts59K3GxOQUHGYw9QaDDOjY1ycVJksTFBTfCRg) - [READ MORE](=.2yvgEgjjzUKgFpA4KykrB9kEoBd8tjQcqDjzYQieDLo) - =.gZFiN4qsQ4GKwuKXI76hUW0EhKrHU77cdk-vZV4gjYA - =.Lwi2XOKsT3iPOQss4xK663PDj7lY7G0yodF9FwNvvH0 - =.IvYNnogIO-eHf9ggqSPr0EMvMyyU_6PiZZOho_Bj0ws - =.xIcD1WpkwkFHYm_ObP88Ng_uOsiRGd4cvLa0OoZ3Z1k You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](=.wANHhtXmwfFDo-JG7oZvGXxBOPWFq3JSI8nd9I5unwI)