Sometimes, violence is the only option

Especially when food passes you at an owambe. [View in browser](=.dlMmqN4TBiUl2_4JLmmKEE35oedscjRgMNXyStt1yGU) [Zikoko Daily] 1 August, 2023 Hey . If you’ve been looking for us on Twitter (or X?), we moved temporarily. [Follow us](=.L9CHVEy743_5csvSD_nlSoPukyz1pNh-qlOFt7Zt_4Y), and you’ll get an unexpected credit alert. 🌝 In the meantime, as new experts on the matter, we thought to share all the things you can do after Elon evicts you from his app. If that doesn’t help, you can always be the smaller person and resort to violence. It works in these real-life situations. 👇🏼 Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [What to do after you get suspended on Twitter X](=.XcVzV-K-uVVAfACi7iYV5c_EGEzTa9bgBWCM3C-ZM38) - 2 [A case for being the smaller person](=.VyUdt9PK7mZQ9ErzLk7LPIVSMOs-i7ieoPdFGIzmXns) - 3 [Just imagine these ex-housemates on the BBNaija all-stars eviction jury](=.lpckIcc2sw4A0C56ZdfrNgPmcJ3umR9RKYCdOa85fCY) LOVE CURRENCY The Inside Gist-ish: Dating in Lagos on a ₦260k Data Analyst Monthly Income =.FIiPquF_RKAnybl2MkdOLdp0EVZ2KtcioS8Vm25oGeU This #LoveCurrency subject is the same age as her partner, but that was not the plan. She’d always wanted to be with someone older because she thought it was the smartest way to get a well-planned, financially-secure future. What changed her mind? A kiss. “One month after we kissed, we were practically in a relationship. We’d spent all our time together, talking and taking strolls to my hostel. But after I went home in October, I started reconsidering what we were doing.” [Continue reading here](=.7TKyCDANmOTgrFvWTvc8ZUy1Rm9Eq8lG9gkZjSQ2oHc) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 Not every time tweet. Sometimes, call your family members One minute, you’re thinking about how best to ratio a hot take you see on Twitter. The next minute, Elon is telling you to pack your bags. It’s not the end of the world. [You can still do these things](=.mUYC_i1TBt9m1myxEv26-7PjNhcbzomzDSt4mtQn6R0) --------------------------------------------------------------- When they go low, go lower Always being the bigger person isn’t just exhausting, it’s also unfair. Sometimes throw maturity to the wind and speak your mind. Is it maturity you’ll eat if you decide to keep quiet at an owambe? [You can be the smaller person too](=.z4opW6SzSdNviwGnPJ1UDj3GdLyyNZJQk207BJJUOo8) --------------------------------------------------------------- Just imagine Tacha as a member of the BBN all-stars eviction jury Two words: Premium drama. I don’t know how Biggie plans to make up their eviction jury, but they need to look at these options. [These ex-housemates will bring the drama](=.fnxSxdCJzxcuCI0Vc3LO1kAr_kMEdNHZ296OGM4RiYg) Z! Crossword Got three minutes? Test your knowledge of Nigerian pop culture. 🎯 [Click here to play](=.s69loRCd9JL3ZvGxzIhq7VeJfHHo9B_DcoeqXbQQ-NQ) Quiz If You Score Up to 10 on This Quiz, You’re Delusional I’m a proud citizen of Delulu City. Who reality epp? [Take the quiz](=.Z9ymO9LJmHD6gyFzGJa168XcwD3aZBybynMnrmhw43A) What people read the most today: #NairaLife: The Politician’s Daughter Who Doesn’t Need to Work for Money Since the 23-year-old subject of this #NairaLife turned 18, her future has been sorted — thanks to investments and a $250k trust fund set up by her parents. Still, she rated her financial happiness a 6. Why? 🚀 [Read it here](=.xTzbqjH9CS1Kev2QOqpVtyvB3fhESv7HIiTjLMK6irM) =.mV4XR2AcA4mrWZ6TyfHuBxAiX1aOOLQr9KGV5mt-RpM Moonshot is a conference that will bring together Africa’s tech ecosystem to network, collaborate, share insights and celebrate innovation on the continent. 👉🏾 [Click here](=.1dAjAdKeJkAF_6LiSGXP56rkLd7aQTEVPYnkxh_2eWg) to join the waiting list for updates about this conference. Spread the love Did you like this letter? Share it with someone who might be delusional. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe](=.Gst-dx7nGzxcbkIExVhy3mC98rz0I3SXY_Z9QQccUl0) =.nzjilozFoB-WTB3Z80qjjhQ0GwZMGnc0DCTmY5q8y2k - [ABOUT](=.aLS1JO8anLy5uh7cN8TLSr0_QqbFIhbC3fefafLAreo) - [ADVERTISE](=._CLPmJSAXx-OdRLZEnFuvoXHuFLzgONG7SBB_b2Uvoo) - [READ MORE](=.1ZkPQJDmJhlW5MaNXmqhNwN217PcMani5GMxdWqTsXc) - =.1UxY3_gEbQkopQGK_hHAT6PwA2O_q6MS186JJvT--e4 - =.C4uVtvU2VrnD1QM0FyqNAjXXynOKotFyFItKH7K7wjI - =.1mfD08wAhgyw0aU3n8pCmxdVLJPT5UOjIUgOabdlTf8 - =.AH8S2C5Fv_87pp3y3PxZZsCWEOws5TQALhf-IcqVxa4 You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](=.XeGsvOBr2Or14JevtDDrhI6C-9-jw-T0lX9aTADfJhI)