What if artificial intelligence was a Nigerian mother?

Two words: Absolute chaos. [View in browser](=.qY-kpzkR_ksWCuwmrjSPd037G59UTn5nMDt1dWeeOso) [Zikoko Daily] 5 July, 2023 Hey . Is it just me, or is this month really taking its time? Maybe I’m just missing June's salary, but today already feels like the 20th of July in my imagination. Speaking of imagination, have you ever wondered what it’d be like if AI like ChatGPT or Siri responded like typical Nigerian mothers? I did, and it’s hilarious. PS: This week’s #WhatSheSaid is a must-read. 👇🏼 Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [Just imagine: If artificial intelligence was a Nigerian mother](=.7OEWidVMLwkSxFJBwZhxjA-EkrAxQlg7aY8jPBvVse0) - 2 [Do men know the “male G-spot” is for their pleasure?](=.BYqUQgX9OIJbgX8SFT70DRuDYuryDdF0Md0uDfTGJHM) - 3 [Oscars’ class of 2023: RMD, four other Nigerians are the latest members](=.9uVpCdh3wQztOWq2kkptdNdcOKSQmmysLRwTPnWOi08) =.qECKiTOBJphoW7k2MXWVYo-DroF5Q3PiHLrAeM9WSrU Connect with growth leaders, operators, and enablers to explore proven tactics for driving sustained business growth in Africa at GrowthCon 1.0. Experience curated masterclasses, case studies, a growth hackathon and more. 👉🏾 [Get your ticket now!](=.r6ZYigFy6_tJp24bmRqOVvC1oPBQgoxcGtNzOeW8zIw) This is partner content. WHAT SHE SAID The Inside Gist: I Would Kill to Start My Life Over =.4Q1atEZSXU-V_ZQDmU_54nHLHhCTadxTdoz-T4n5qQg Heyy Lolade. This title scared me o. What about me who had to do the interview? 😅 Interestingly, it was the subject’s niece that filled the subject request form. She thought her aunty had a story to tell, but I still needed to convince her (the subject) to actually tell her story. What was that like? It took like two months to do a full interview. So, it was a lot. OMG. Glad you got the story, because I like how she went back to school even though she married at 19. Her life wasn’t “over”. I guess. It’s interesting how she'll soon be an art prof. That's a MAJOR flex, especially because of where she's coming from. Right? But still being in academia now, though. Couldn’t be me. I lowkey think it's because she became lonelier after her son left home. It didn't seem like she had many friends or much of a career. Yeah. Suddenly her desire for a do-over doesn’t seem so strange. [Read her story here](=._cTQaTnLW3Nep1WJF6uBruEDxBwVzhdgvQ6IkXTjZFY) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 Just imagine: If artificial intelligence was a Nigerian mother I just know it’d involve a lot of judgement and serious side-eye. Right now, I can easily ask Google to help me spell “xylophone” without thinking about it, but what if I got a typical Nigerian mother’s response? [Here’s how it would go](=.aeQyQx8xJ7loKZRutWALDIFBjqIUOTqxkqKzReR6CZI) --------------------------------------------------------------- Do men know the “male G-spot” is for their pleasure? I haven’t even finished talking about Nigerian mother AI, and here’s another reason why it’d be chaotic. Imagine asking a mum AI to read this article about male pleasure points aloud to you. 🌚 Thankfully, you can update your knowledge about sexual pleasure in peace. 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