Warning: You might be dating an upcoming TikToker

Also: Ever considered calling your boss “daddy”? [View in browser](=.wuwucThEAzdLvhXqyLAs3ey7vATIEwa_GICCiZcfi2Q) [Zikoko Daily] 9 February, 2023 Hey . I honestly think there’s no fate worse in life than dating someone who sleeps and wakes up on TikTok. At least, I can close the app if the foolish pranks and one-move dances start to annoy me. Now, imagine if said dancing is always in your face, every single minute of every day. #JesusTakeMeNow Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [Warning signs you’re dating an upcoming TikToker](=.3_M6uasJOBnqtlvHjRLMRR7SB8BO6RRi_qrL8vmPFm4) - 2 [The 8 times it’s okay to call your boss “daddy”](=.XBJyfl8012V0ze0mz3GIAqbqMmmXAf1Q0lukTvomVjc) - 3 [Just imagine: These Nigerian artists as university lecturers](=.4g--eULqdz82VX-2Eu5INfPrsmcWAOuoamWwNyshIU8) LOVE LIFE The Inside Gist: I Reported Her to Our Manager, Now We’re Married =.zjvIMYitNSyTXwqXjWQhHT4s-dYfDgyj_Ts2_Cd5sFs Heyy Itohan. You seem particularly excited about this #LoveLife. Any special reason? I know the subjects. Okay, just the wife. Plus, it’s the longest love life I’ve ever written. The first draft was 17 pages, LMAO. You say? There was a lot happening in the interview. They’re very sweet with each other, so many times, they’d get carried away and she’d have to tell him to get back to the interview. It was like I was interviewing best friends. The final story is shorter, but still as sweet. To be a fly on the wall when you do these interviews. It’s the part where they called each other kissing co-workers for me, plus their office even encourages internal dating. 😅 I’ve never seen such an office before, OMG. What do you mean by three couples got married in your office? I want to interview the owner of the company for Love Life. 😭 Right? Like, what in the marriage agenda is going on? I told the couple the owner should’ve just closed down the company and turned his business into a dating site. They have the testimonials. I’d personally employ their services. [Read Blessing and Tunde’s love story](=.4hga9wJl2ut4muNfa6XtTni1oHKGrDOz4VaRdqpnx5k) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 Warning signs you’re dating an upcoming TikToker Imagine jejely logging into Obasanjo’s internet to find that your boo shared screenshots of your texts to each other, or becoming an unwilling participant in yet another hidden video prank. God, abeg. [Look out for these signs](=.J2AaCRVOBoZZ3Hqp8LpErCg7zXBHU53Le8NM3pGXdl0) --------------------------------------------------------------- The 8 times it’s okay to call your boss “daddy” I can bet my last ₦500 cash that you’ve seen the character resemblance between Nigerian bosses and Nigerian fathers. Since they’re so alike, it should be okay to call your boss “daddy” once in a while, right? [You can in these scenarios](=.S7il95UbwyTsnaq7xKXvy5ZDz5TBJ97W9msWPZnXs88) --------------------------------------------------------------- Just imagine: These Nigerian artists as university lecturers I can 100% see Burna Boy as that “A is for God, B is for me” lecturer we all love to hate. Wizkid, on the other hand, you won’t even see him in class. [What would they be like?](=.Kl1X_YmPzCGl31L0RgA55Pgk3RNEFuzDmYPd2TOk-i4) Quiz Which Stressful Nigerian Institution Are You? Do your mood swings give Nigerian network providers a run for their money? Or do you have the tendency to move mad like Nigerian banks? [Take the quiz to find out](=.M4LGSZPiXGvHMmY3A5-l7WMLRqAUvEWxDnKoe4KZGjk) =.0f6uyhoMBTypY2Pzd2iftDXi4iocY1OWRtVxm2UVrN4 Today, everyone is clicking on: How to Bag a POS Attendant Partner in 8 Steps The quest for cash in these times requires strange methods. Even if that means seducing a POS agent. 🚀 [Read it here](=.gm4KSoL-suk5hsZR30XKrfDbX5U_sCVgmPcOzvl4QLc) Spread the love Did you like today's newsletter? Please share this with someone who should take today's quiz. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe](=.FgaDuzQWN1w_N4nLaQb_6iNxXHGPKD3psYy97OK1oJg) =.XwRpa_xtZTpQfXoX_vl7hXNM9zu5t2YaM5KsGbHi36E - [ABOUT](=.UQUu1n6SatpJ9yFFdGrQuEmWydCI-GtHS-j8qpiR5xs) - [ADVERTISE](=.BpWPZaR2z3t6l_qeIUq2VhF-dwGB6lVZfrvkU_-ayM0) - [READ MORE](=.LCri3lTrwHIO2ue1KPBZHLGgqEsDWExHMZW3M1wZuPQ) - =.h1xKclZkaqorA4ifNM9kMOecZrX0HnHeaE4rS0jf4uw - =.Ozp_Bf0Gsxsfp3QmNdJTIUCcETtxYxSLawVwa9dj0Ag - =.Dl5OfZJHS7JF7jExkZ4b3dOH4Kr00ztzig-LEIqoijY - =.c8eUFo6zNILDCfh1gb_5f6H0LHP7pVUxYBc-0KGzCz8 You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](=.4tB0OujOGxYRuumrg62OIlttYNKTvePSK85VcFowYWY)