You don’t deserve love, and we can prove it

Also: Do your parents know about your partner? [View in browser](=.YHNrzLhSpWXGX5ofk9IHiESy-gwIl8V53uck3YfIYQ0) [Zikoko Daily] 17 November, 2022 Heyy . I think I’ve unconsciously been living a fake life because why is everybody asking me to buy them [Z! Fest](=.zwUujrLLFoDD35Pj3WWs7CYIX92lZiST2ZuK7po-Fks) tickets? God, abeg. I’ve already told them the early bird tickets will soon expire, so if they like, they shouldn’t carry their ₦5k and buy their tickets. Have you got your [tickets](=.ko5VUjc7qx_3hQ2NMTLv-bbIA5AC_iedCKTNpfR7bb0)? Memi Editor In This Letter: - 1 [Do you deserve love? Absolutely not, if you’re doing any of these things](=.nkuM66tEhmK_QAYnWLFt_pWLeNqwPTtyjwYz8PGnw8I) - 2 [This Cameroonian’s Nigerian experience made her street smart](=.AMEpvQKJYCPsGTLhGuBSqdY5gBZa-bc9am-CSzDgC3s) - 3 [All the tested and trusted ways to win an argument against your Nigerian girlfriend](=.pnCtzVOVd0eWBNTkM-k0kMeTB7fbBBvSj_k5jMHDyRs) LOVE LIFE The Inside Gist: I’m Scared to Tell My Parents About Him =.8cI2JRRQ00wJHAZZ7q7iqc_ltsuEWWJIA44on2TBhxc  Hi Itohan, before we even say anything about the Love Life story, how are you? Omo, I just wrote a test right now. It’s paining me that while my mates are buying Z! fest tickets, I’m here worrying about exams. I need everyone to party x10 on my behalf. Awwn, sorry love. So I don’t take too much of your time, let’s talk about this story. How would you feel about your partner keeping you a secret from their parents? I can actually relate to the story because I know what it’s like to sneak around. I’ve been in and out of relationships, and my mother doesn’t know of any one. Parents are weird, and I don’t want their unsolicited opinion on my matter, abeg. You know what, valid. Itohan, can you be as persistent as this guy and ask someone out four times? Me keh, if you tell me no once, I’ll run. I don’t like insults. I wouldn’t even try to ask someone out if I’m not sure they’ll say yes. Shame on you. How will you find love with this attitude? I think you need to internalise the whole “never give up” energy because that’s what I learnt from this story. Omo, I dey give up oh. I’m even contemplating dropping out in my final year because of all this stress. Sending you hugs and kisses, boo. [Read about Isoken and Dami](=.Ibtr6g629G_TShVuExpZ-fD8naxkaQvouzRLl5dry94) =.Uo4ON0ovaX3UsyanxtBiExqqdfXTrzqb6sYttzADVLM Accept international payments from your customers in the USA, UK, Canada, and 60+ countries using Pay with Apple Pay. 👉🏾[Create a free Paystack account](=.16KnrsEhMoHv8LLvnNs1Dt7xk3j1jclEP_W8RtztidI) to get started. This is partner content. *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 Do you deserve love? Absolutely not, if you’re doing any of these things I’ve finally discovered why I’ve been stuck on the streets for so long. My first course of action is to leave this Lagos before I’ll work on the other things. [All the reasons you don’t deserve love](=.RzVKUtg6W0JzdL2paUBMYnLtXnKJCmMWihK2esg5Z3A) --------------------------------------------------------------- This Cameroonian’s Nigerian experience made her street smart After spending a week in the hospital because a group of mean girls had beaten her up for allegedly trying to snatch someone’s boyfriend, the police still made her pay before they could pursue the case. SMH. [Read her Nigerian experience](=.pTAiEjDYl0O4Zd7_Il30sDTN5o1iyGbSZRcZ120J62c) --------------------------------------------------------------- All the tested and trusted ways to win an argument against your Nigerian girlfriend I thought we all agreed women are always right? Maybe I didn’t get the update because I’ve been single for too long sha. But apparently, these are the things people in relationships are doing now. [They might come in handy](=.pPEFlOQLvHN0HxXlcFN7uio-LR7jY0v9LbYKf7feo-c) Quiz What Will Happen to You Before the Year Runs Out? I’ll keep taking this quiz until it tells me somebody will just stop me on the road and dash me $100million to buy shawarma. [Your turn](=.T49bzDIGQbjm__M_kVUgtw08lVWj_Pv8tUDXOyJ0IsI) Do you really want to miss Z! Fest? 🙃 Tickets are selling out super fast! I mean, who doesn't want to see Ayra Starr live? Date: 26th November, 2022 Time: 3pm As a Z! Daily subscriber, you have access to the exclusive gang rate tickets at 15k for 4 tickets. [So, get your friends and loved ones and let’s party!](=.zZn_arm4k4M72Jy4l_6LV0lYtKpkuLtgC4tgHSCUGdw) Today, everyone is clicking on: A Long-distance Relationship in Ibadan and Lagos on a ₦30k Salary In my opinion, if a relationship can survive the four years of University, they’re very few things that can shake it. 🚀 [Read the story](=.e9dsLrwRaVu-74QbKAuyWIT4ijA5BaLhPZL_Hq9Mrek) Spread the love Did you like today's newsletter? Please share this with someone who should be at Z! 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