Your vibrator wants you to go outside and touch grass

Also: Hungary is a dead place, according to this Abroad Life subject. [View in browser](=.5mmFmUO2M5tyC3kzjBvBB4nOWMPLTkC7Si1PfH5vGSI) [Zikoko Daily] 9 September, 2022 Hey . Why hasn’t Bubu declared a holiday to mourn Queen Lizzie’s death? I’d have thought, with the way London’s his second home, he would’ve announced a three-day public holiday by now. Rise, Bubu, don’t fall our hand. Let’s not be shy to copy Brazil and Canada this one time. Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [Interview with Vibrator: “Please, go outside and touch grass”](=.t7TGrdx-ZJBhxR4fi0jgGn7Ikdbqbf-HpLoTgqef6rw) - 2 [Hungary is a dead place, and I’m not even kidding](=.vekNh2l7HbsONPxauY0BvLAnKSwCti9tgFl_KWxZikU) - 3 [Operation London Bridge: Queen Lizzie is dead](=.o2M0m7bDyt5jYo2mhhsRGhI_DW6YScOX6zpzYc_Vmd8) MY BRO The Inside Gist: I Respect You for Not Letting Girls Come Between Us =.Fr77Tb1-84CzN9lTBjILIwzrwoOmkcioNM5xLWlECug Hey Conrad. First off, is the guy's name really Alpha? I have so many questions. How wasn't he bullied in school? You're asking about Alpha as if Boyett Truman is not a name in that story too. But to be fair, my name is Conrad, so we're all in the boat of Nigerians with interesting names. Alpha is a pretty cool name, though. It really is. My brain is just reeling with the plenty “Alpha and Omega” teases he’d get if he attended a Command school. Have girls ever come between you and a male friend? I was voted least attractive in my class, so I didn't even have the liver to like any girl. But it's not possible now because my friends are the most important people in my life. Any part of the interview that didn’t make it to the story? The movie references I spoke with them about that all of you won't get to read because it's now our thing. [Read about Boyett and Alpha](=.ijVZ3Qso4IWqU4ctBohYDrHemtf-S-5PnCSYTvUm9_M) =.-kHEcaHK8HVZ4hMbjReP4TCCTsNGCQz-376aHBczuBw Accept international payments from your customers in the USA, UK, Canada, and 60+ countries using Pay with Apple Pay. 👉🏾 [Create a free Paystack account](=.MSqTD4IpREcOnOzD5xGZj761Bq1SGF5yFn3hv7BIMc4) to get started. This is partner content. *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 Interview with Vibrator: “Please, go outside and touch grass” Word on the streets is that you have your vibrator working 23 hours a day. Later, you’ll complain about capitalism. SMH. We had a sit-down with vibrator, and she had a lot to say. [Read the interview](=.puy-wJVjgU5L5l-t0Kealu89rzA6QZysF3RtDtsfNLk) --------------------------------------------------------------- Hungary is a dead place, and I’m not even kidding This is my cue to remove Hungary from any future japa plans. This week’s Abroad Life subject is in Hungary for school, and in his words, “Everything about the place is mid.” [Read his story from Hungary](=.dEno_6_24t0hv2Xd7bRQFP8UKd8zj5Go8Mu-HzC0pvg) --------------------------------------------------------------- Operation London Bridge: Queen Lizzie is dead Apparently, it’s Operation Unicorn because she died in Scotland, but I stand by London Bridge — it just sounds cooler. Here’s everything that’ll happen now that the longest reigning sovereign of our ex-colonisers is dead. [Adieu, Mama Charlie](=.7lru-vMXWo2NW0Or8BWQWL0hhbFGejT-8OLRi21TuB8) =.OTNq0vMLgINgoqZRWw988jJ_eFney9t-prJ4A_DlQMY Find a Home, Pay Monthly. EaziRent lets you pay your rent monthly rather than yearly. 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