I lost my best friend, and I blame Nigeria for it

October 2020 broke something in her. [View in browser](=.L6ThWlyoDRZDoqVp-_E1YA6UXuuROiICAGz1Zi_jDJg) [Zikoko Daily] 19 August, 2022 Hey . It’s Fri-yay, and my employers have graciously decided to give us the beach party of a lifetime today. Tiri gbosa for capitalism! By the time you get this, I’ll be doing a terrible job at dancing and disgracing my ancestors, as usual. You can’t shame the shameless. Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [We became friends because I was trying to beat you at FIFA](=.Y9D4t_E-LaFgdTRVhXQvHzWQbPoWAkX7lcdBXtBGU2A) - 2 [How to perfect eye service in a Nigerian workplace](=._MjEHYiQzI062o2kmJTtzJo-YS96ax81EbbMddu8Dns) - 3 [I lost my best friend, and I blame Nigeria for it](=.ZKZdGo8rtRECJYagMlPWQar9Dpxt4NJ7Haybtdld4ZY) ABROAD LIFE The Inside Gist: Ireland Wasn’t My First Choice, but It’s Working for Me =.cGYzf-8ifPbywdNRVxuILDayjFYrliLprKHZaaoUtJg Hey David. So, this week’s subject had his Canadian study visa rejected. This is the first time I’m hearing about this happening to anyone. Is your Canadian dream still standing strong? I was shocked to hear it, too. But my Canadian dream is still as strong as ever. I’m trying to get in through permanent residency, not school. Okay o. Good luck. He also said what he misses most about Nigeria is the food. What would you miss if your japa dreams materialised? I’d miss you, Tife. LMAO. You detty liar! [Read his story from Ireland](=.HzkEgYrOsATE4N39yB2oh3-9svHrE-VsrgovekC_mSs) =.H1PaSfxKL6fZVMjXuaCX1XPYaB2qu_6_baWjEtgaqek Accept international payments from your customers in the USA, UK, Canada, and 60+ countries using Pay with Apple Pay. 👉🏾 [Create a free Paystack account](=.BACP33n8HRuc2F95izvXPdpRKUvHAFwpZFnJCm78PRI) to get started. This is partner content. *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 We became friends because I was trying to beat you at FIFA If there’s one thing I like about Nigerian men, it’s how they can easily build friendships. Imagine a nine-year friendship built on FIFA video games. So adorbs. [Read Bamiji and Tomiwa’s story](=.o4jUjFMAtow1GMfnTW-G1h30O2d-tIWSCeoV94irLuA) --------------------------------------------------------------- How to perfect eye service in a Nigerian workplace Why go “above and beyond” when you can just do eye service instead? Will your co-workers hate you? Of course, but that’s not your business. [Secure your oga’s love](=.pUYVAvBsFUjM1n8vojmn63TS4myvsi4Uz02fmSbjoiM) --------------------------------------------------------------- I lost my best friend, and I blame Nigeria for it Another day, another story of how this shit government frustrates people to leave, disrupting lives and friendships in the process. For Blessing, October 2020 was the last straw. [It sucks](=._6V8bQdiJD8sp_qJIpksOKM59iMAL3jW-Y6uCvF81Yk) Quiz Take This Quiz, and We’ll Assign You a Ministerial Position I’d much rather be a minister of enjoyment, tbh. Who suffer-head epp? [Take the quiz](=.8nJE6AVcV1_lf1UMNZlDg3cMd0ikqKjG-6EksJqmQFg) #BUMP THIS 🎶 Cheers to the weekend A little something to help you get your weekend started. 🎧 Get it on [Spotify](=.m_5p5vUaZJX60ltowxgyj_WIO7Hx8D_gEoNT-lAGDRw). 🎧 Get it on [YouTube Music](=.ehOsdlcAZzx01dVBLSensgTuxErGuRaw7r0zVvd2ADc). Today, everyone is clicking on: The #NairaLife of the Morally Complicated Guidance Counsellor Before becoming a guidance counsellor, he has done a lot for money, including selling pure water, thrifting clothes and fraud. 🚀 [Read it here](=.quHmr-YdUmNWmadvER7qbQ5m_1tlyRUxlU7rlr4vQBQ) Spread the love Did you like this letter? Please share it with someone who's excited for the weekend. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe](=.xifZD_dpkIxlV6U-cSk3YabyMJ1X6C0TJCYRxiL3rdM) =.169iSLUX89yvdMot5f0R366s_mVHxsv-YQpYpxwsfms - [ABOUT](=.Qq9yQThT0t4HeIpSplAlo6Nd4I4NTINmo0_2RUOuEqU) - [ADVERTISE](=.v-QItb4q8Ba6LQAVwxIcEWHdRbKZNlP_vDKAMtdJAvM) - [READ MORE](=.4fu9mnU_JqzBTF4kms5wMj0zBAis6uWBN7kktpub3gQ) - =.Yk2W61Z5y6jwUmoM70f3x2Hb106fPOlEPuCDAiNL0Pg - =.SzLzUhv6JzXGV2TPcB-84kWXJBPbJ2mlPCS01FgpBsM - =.Euo-zDPEAJNfvWc3hgzV2JUxs3L6RPbjaoTqn0CDKi0 - =.V5gAlVTZVdt0843m0QU5j66lnOkYIkQOW_9ZI3EAcN4 You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](=.njUGtBHaY8z35n5o8WU5VaD13rfEDPUG3gAv9fddmjw)