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I thought being tall was a masculine trait. [View in browser](=.5RDQupDV_lXhXcCqXQ4bZd6TDs2G3YbZ21tJbeZZMjA) [Zikoko Daily] 3 August, 2022 Hey . Twitter is up in arms about Niger-Vehicle gate and BRT lanes, but the only thing on my mind is that it's the third day of August, and my account is already looking suspiciously red. In other news, today’s What She Said reminded me of that boy in college that used to call me “longy”. If you’re reading this, Segun, we still have beef. Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [Buhari’s old Tweets that have aged like fried rice](=.1tiskKwFJ7ufDqxGTv9DgCHmPVNeeq1rCp7IOad5qgw) - 2 [We’re making a case for Nigerian uncles](=.bcFaBckTTFAiD8LS58KHXtEqXt3Eo_y4BdLeEqlYTh0) - 3 [Children of the world, come and unscramble these nightclub names](=.a0O-iAlT0hvROkt58zT48m8JVuIx9oJhe-MYAHbqB4Y) WHAT SHE SAID The Inside Gist: I Thought Being Tall Was a Masculine Trait =.bi7ktw8Mbk4uM-nmDW7xzy5XK7-bRIRBJqG6EF_zybU Lolade! My first thought after reading this was, “Here’s me thinking I’m a mini giant when I’m just 5 ft 8.” I was humbled. Right? I’m 5 ft 5, and even I feel like a giant in certain places. Is there any part of her story that you found interesting? There’s this part where she talked about being 14 and how a boy she liked said she was too tall to like. Imagine hearing that as a teenager. That’s enough to give someone anxiety for the rest of their life, and I feel like so many of us have had similar experiences. Girl, same. I’m still self-conscious about wearing heels to this day. I think I need to work through my Segun issues. [Read her story here](=.AAKle1YDgnSdz5R4hhZse26NNeG7eOgZ8rleslitM5I) =.i0W1ntb-C6_xHYggFB9oz1BI3p7H7lJ5Q0PX1oM7bwI Interested in chill debates about hot topics in software development? Join this live Twitter Spaces debate show where software engineers from Paystack and Shopify will debate Serverless vs Containers. 👉🏾Set [a reminder here.](=.wma4bIyVcp0o9W0Z_VqjAkueAh_DKnDqijdyDZG9R08) This is partner content. *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 Buhari’s old Tweets that have aged like fried rice If there’s one thing I respect about Nigerian politicians, it’s how they can promise you the whole world and deny you the next minute. [We deserve better, Bubu](=.d7wttOCFvWu33r7aiyiuYK9DyccUdnV7HPYMLrQ_pWE) --------------------------------------------------------------- Nigerians always want to be appreciated for the most basic things You say it’s culture, I say it’s a problem. How does refusing to thank my employer for paying me for a service I rendered equal disrespect? Make it make sense. [Nigerians do the most](=.mp0_ORjZNIPc7VOv0vc19Fknk_udEgu9CvhYeSezmnU) --------------------------------------------------------------- Your Nigerian uncle might be the coolest relative in your family Nigerian uncles get too much hate. It’s enough. What about the fact that they know how to mind their business? Can your aunty ever? [Nigerian uncles matter](=.F3Bwu1QoZTReAltqOtn2eNa1F4BoxqY8raYETq8Oi2s) Quiz If You Know These Lagos Nightclub Names, You Belong to the Streets It’s time to separate the children of the world from the ones that have a place in heaven. [Take the quiz](=.zTpBDyBBiEPVVk1qdrqlwRf_iFwlUl4l1fnj9pLt02M) Zikoko Oldies Don't forget about these: - I don’t regret leaving my [husband in Nigeria](=.7rql0UVNmYHev8mqRWNF54iKycXdqAplE11dIUtOiTU). - November 18, 2020 - A week in the life of a [Kayan Mata seller](=.C-Rk--zDuAPLOObNjzAgQzIRV3qZbdd9RRdeF08eIv8). - May 5, 2020 - 8 photos that prove Nigerian men are all about [their penises](=.SQIiv0_0xPkAN9vW3wrcaHsnRcaRoqeIZ1TM6uYMo2E). - May 3, 2017 👉🏾📰 Learn more at paystack.com/storefront --> Today, everyone is clicking on: Sex Life: I’m a Virgin at 27 Our subject for this story talks about waiting till marriage to have sex while being constantly horny. I wish you the best, sis. 🚀 [Read it here](=.M3LhLtdsj4FWIz0wYoW33S_4zO0tLGCufQLEFNWAMNE) Spread the love Did you like this letter? Please share this with someone who knows too many nightclubs. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe](=.7E661UyVYyRMyOGQTKwRlgWZFV57rlt3AQ_ZcXEC6w4) =.T0_ZKveGf8ii5Z7JhX5-2CIrDItJcJNE9gy8o19NCG8 - [ABOUT](=.phXNgn64q5uNfgoDMrEzzk3XRIHCgI84saQS56jxniQ) - [ADVERTISE](=.HmGNoZTigto_4B2QMr51t-txXqJ0eoJXDfMmY8CWUrk) - [READ MORE](=.y6F5lKkWpRskTSajTont-LE7G-cJFRG-mwfsoxlJuwk) - =.13KjObdnHUcvxEbNrpFqELiCMUPX8PS1zr3zVjYZLSg - =.Wmbw0osgEqqgR5SIp7ccpmHi6mL74QwItIhwixxlE_s - =.N-m_YYaL-qxAdcI4KzWlK9uPn759At0oPMDHVIT7eGg - =.hFixze-ZA2Ja1uT0wW71M2JbpuOtdaRegu_XiiK-W0M You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](=.mxH8pgajknMdVyLQLwecHoVI1blSthM-C9Ix8wL1Ylo)