I realise now that I'll never enjoy sex

When I was 16, I met this boy who’d just moved into the estate I lived in. We met on the road when he asked me for directions. [View in browser]( [Zikoko Daily] 09 July, 2022 Hey . Not me waking up dim and early to make a quick interstate journey; because why not, right? Well, it turns out the entire country had the exact same idea — the roads were tight! Seems life has chosen my weekend activity for me: stay home, overeat, beg my friends to have my time etc. Ifoghale Newsletter Editor ✌🏽 In This Letter: - [You know you have money when you have a taste for these 7 things]( - [Your politicians don’t have their certificates. Wow, what a surprise]( - [Give women one of these eight things and they’ll love you forever]( SEX LIFE The Inside Gist-ish: I Realise Now I'll Never Enjoy Sex From afar, today’s Sex Life looked like a basic bitch. “Local woman doesn’t enjoy sex?” Been there. Then I began to wonder why. This isn’t about anything traumatic. No, she’s not sexually frustrated. It’s not a physical condition — I checked. And the mind-boggling part? She’s not even asexual. --------------------------------------------------------------- What was your first sexual experience like? When I was 16, I met this boy who’d just moved into the estate I lived in. We met on the road when he asked me for directions. He was a year older, and we attended the same church. I didn’t have a lot of friends my age, so from then on, I looked forward to the time we spent together. [Continue Sex Life]( Accept international payments from your customers in the USA, UK, Canada, and 60+ countries using Pay with Apple Pay. 👉🏾 [Create a free Paystack account]( to get started. This is partner content. *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 You know you have money when you have a taste for these 7 things These aren’t things you could confidently fake. You could try, but your conscience would expose you. Imagine saying “do you know who I am?” without fat stacks in your pocket? [Let's go!]( --------------------------------------------------------------- How long is too long to wait before calling or texting your partner? As much as I’ve got my hot takes on whether or not you should be talking to your partner every hour of every day, cute texts and phone calls and all, I’ll let you read what these 8 Nigerians think: [What they said]( --------------------------------------------------------------- Your politicians don’t have their certificates. Wow, what a surprise. Is it really a Nigerian electoral process if there are no stories of missing primary and secondary school certificates? Tinubu and co have come again with their excuses. [Their excuses]( Quiz You’re Not Over Your Ex, and Six of These Things Will Prove It The obvious thing is if you still live in the same city as your ex, you’re not over them. What's next? [Take the quiz]( Everyone's Favourite Quizzes: - [Take this Quiz and We’ll Guess the Most Valuable Thing You Own]( - [You Don’t Have Enough Clothes and This Quiz Will Prove It]( - [90’s Babies, Can You Guess the Names of These Nigerian Artistes?]( Spread the love Please share this with someone staying home this weekend. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe]( - [ABOUT]( - [ADVERTISE]( - [READ MORE]( - - - - You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](