My girlfriend is a thief, but I’m a thief too, so it’s fair

Also: Why are periods so annoying? Getting stained is a bitch [View in browser]( [Zikoko Daily] 24 June, 2022 Hey . I have a very serious question: So if we all decided to avoid work next week Monday, what would happen? As in, we literally all just stayed home and… I don’t know — napped, cooked, watched every single episode of The Office? Who would come to beat us? Ifoghale Newsletter Editor ✌🏽 In this letter: - [My girlfriend is a thief, but I’m a thief too, so it’s fair]( - [Forget ice cream, these comfort foods actually bang]( - [Play this in the shower. Play this as you're getting dressed.]( ABROAD LIFE The Inside Gist: Sorry, Not Everyone in Jamaica Smokes Weed David, is this the Abroad Life you were excited about on Monday? Yep! Once I saw that she filled out the form from Jamaica, I felt I needed to ask about their marijuana habits. I keep feeling like Jamaicans smoke a ton of weed, because of Bob Marley. So all you wanted to know about was the weed habits? LOL, no now. It was just my first thought! Asides from that, she was a really funny person. She’s a doctor, so there was also this whole conversation we had about how she ended up there. I don’t see myself going to Jamaica for any reason sha. Maybe when I’m doing side missions in life. [Read her story from Jamaica]( Accept international payments from your customers in the USA, UK, Canada, and 60+ countries using Pay with Apple Pay. 👉🏾 [Create a free Paystack account]( to get started. This is partner content. *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 “My girlfriend is a thief, but I’m a thief too, so it’s fair” First of all, LMAOO! This is an article about Nigerian men who ignored red flags in their relationships. I highlighted this specific one, because, again LMFAOOO! [What they said]( --------------------------------------------------------------- Why are periods so annoying? Getting stained is a bitch No, because seriously I cannot imagine bleeding same time every single month. And according to these seven Nigerian women, even with two pads, getting stained could still happen? [Check it out]( --------------------------------------------------------------- Forget ice cream, these comfort foods actually bang Thinking ice cream is the best comfort food ever and like somehow believing there’s anything wrong with amala — two very wrong opinions. Anyway, this article should set you back on the righteous path. [Okay now]( Quiz Can You Guess the K-drama From Its Iconic Line? If you read these iconic K-drama lines and don’t immediately know where they’re from, I’m sorry, but you can’t call yourself a K-drama fan.. [Take the quiz]( #BUMP THIS 🎶 For your love, I go pay Everyone knows that your Friday shaking bum bum actually starts with searching for all the right songs to shower and get dressed to. You could even play these songs on the drive to wherever the hell you'll be getting shitfaced. 🎧 Get it on [Spotify](. 🎧 Get it on [YouTube Music](. Today, everyone is clicking on: I Found Love in the Middle of Getting Myself Out of a ₦7.9 Million Debt. 🚀 [Read it here]( Spread the love Did you like this letter? Please share it with a woman you know. Literally any woman will do. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe]( - [ABOUT]( - [ADVERTISE]( - [READ MORE]( - - - - You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](