I’d call myself your wrapper at this point

Also: Nigeria is trying to jail cross-dressers [View in browser]( [Zikoko Daily] 8 April, 2022 Hey . I’ve discovered the secret to lifelong happiness: Online deliveries. I ordered some clothes a few days ago, and since then, I've woken up every morning with a new song in my heart: “Is today the day I receive my package? 🤩” I don’t remember the last time I was so excited about waking up. My package should come in today, so now I need to get a lot of Buhari naira so that I can continue this cycle of shopping and staying happy forever. Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk. P.S It is now exactly one week until our next public holiday. Purrr. Ifoghale Newsletter Editor ABROAD LIFE The Inside Gis-ish: It’s Taken Me Three Years to Feel Comfortable Staying in the UK --------------------------------------------------------------- You’ve been quiet all day, David. Are you good? Oh yeah, I’ve just had a busy day working on quizzes and jumping into meetings. I’m here now though, pele. Sorry for yourself 💜. Tell me, what part of your Abroad Life interview BEGGED to be included in the story? There was a specific story she told me about when she used to pronounce two as “too,” you know, like a Nigerian, instead of “tew,” like they do in the UK, and her white classmates would mock her accent. What’s your favourite part of the story? Does she have an English accent now? Nope. [Read her story from the UK]( Accept international payments from your customers in the USA, UK, Canada, and 60+ countries using Pay with Apple Pay. 👉🏾 [Create a free Paystack account]( to get started. This is partner content. *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 From: A woman who should be called her sister’s wrapper I know we all talk about first-born daughters being stressed in African homes, but they’re also almost always absolute sweethearts. In this letter, Ibukun writes to Labake about sharing a room, fighting their mum and sharing the grief of a lost child. My heart is so full. [See Ibukun's letter]( --------------------------------------------------------------- Nigeria is trying to jail cross-dressers Omo. So get this — the same man trying to introduce coins, and who was recently exposed for using fake pictures as proof of his “community development” wants to ban cross- dressing in Nigeria. Maybe they’ll eventually get to issues we care about, but until then — [Okay, what now?]( --------------------------------------------------------------- You’re your sibling’s bestie if they do any of these 7 quirky things My older sister is always acting like she’s too cool to hang out with me, even though she clearly adores me. I’m just going to send her this article and watch as she ticks all the boxes one by one until she admits to being my absolute best friend. [Check them out]( Even the Don couldn't resist us! Join Don Jazzy and get started with crypto on the Quidax app. Buy & Sell Bitcoin, USDT, and over 30+ cryptocurrencies. As well as quick and easy Naira deposits and withdrawals 👉🏾 [Download the Quidax app now](. This is partner content. Quiz You Were a Stubborn Child if You Served 7/10 of These Punishments I was a well behaved child. It’s just that my teachers didn’t like me, I’m serious. What’s your excuse? 🌚 [Take the quiz]( One thing is certain—bills must be paid. With Afriex, you don’t have to leave the comfort of your bed to instantly send and receive money internationally at zero cost. We just made adulting easier! 👉🏾 [Learn More]( This is partner content. #BUMP THIS 🎶 You never call me for days I may not always be able to spell BXNN BNXN (Buju LOL), but I at least enjoy his music. Bump This #19 is brought to you by Matilda, Ibukun, Itohan, Edwin, Malakai, Ama and myself. 🎧 Get it on [Spotify](. 🎧 Get it on [YouTube Music](. What everyone read this week: - We replaced the cast of Bridgerton season 2 with [Nigerian actors](. - We thought these weird Buhari decisions were April Fool’s Day jokes, but [they weren’t](. - We’re going to need millennials to stop calling these [stressful activities]( “fun.” Spread the love Share this newsletter with the sibling you miss. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe]( - [ABOUT]( - [ADVERTISE]( - [READ MORE]( - - - - You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](