Seychelles welcomed me like a criminal

Also: Hoe-calculator; the right way to get your body count [View in browser]( [Zikoko Daily] 28 January, 2022 Hey . This year, I’m trying to get you to chill with the big boys, except the VIP lounge is your email inbox and we’re spraying Naira Life. [Subscribe to the Naira Life]( newsletter to be among the first people to get the story — at least a full hour before everyone else. See you there! For today’s Abroad Life, David and I are saying God forbid to Seychelles. Why? Because we’re not criminals 👇🏾. Ifoghale Newsletter Editor ABROAD LIFE The Inside Gist: I Was Welcomed Like a Criminal into Seychelles --------------------------------------------------------------- How did we arrive at Seychelles for this week’s Abroad Life? There was a Twitter conversation earlier this week that started with [this tweet.]( I wanted to reach out to one very popular babe, but then I saw my friend had replied to the tweet with her bad experience. I was like, “Ah ahn. How now?” E shock you? Yes! She had told me about Seychelles, but it was all, “It’s a beautiful country, you should go there, I had a great time.” I even remember seeing videos and feeling jealous. Seeing her tweet about her bad experience there was new to me; that’s when I asked her for the interview. Why did she keep the bad experiences from you though? LOL. She said she suffered before she could enjoy Seychelles, so she didn’t want to give anybody a heads-up 💀. It’s too late now though, I’m never going there. [Read her story from Seychelles]( In Ep. 6 of Artwork, learn how to convert leads to happy customers. 👉🏾 [Watch now]( . This is partner content. *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 3 Actually, let’s blame the feminists Divorce, bad roads and the rising exchange rate all have one thing in common: Nigerian feminists, according to Zikoko's own workings. If you’re not convinced, Ibukun will tell you exactly why feminists are the reason for the world’s problems. [See the proof]( --------------------------------------------------------------- Salary week, but you’re too weak? If nobody else will do it, we’re here to make sure you don’t spend your entire January’s salary before February 14. This is not financial advice, but hey, as long as you don’t want to soak garri by next month’s end, here’s what to do to keep your salary around much longer. [Yes, please]( --------------------------------------------------------------- Hoe-calculator; the right way to get your body count Not all sex matters. I don’t know if this is the first time you’re hearing this, but can you really count the sex if you didn’t have an orgasm? This is your chance to recalculate your body count. By the end, you might even still be a virgin. [It's finally time]( Quiz Which Nigerian Song Best Describes Your Love Life? Find out the state of your love life, so you’ll know whether to visit your resident babalawo. [Take the quiz]( Investing can’t be vibes and inshallah. If you have questions about investing well, avoiding scams, growing your money and achieving your financial goals in 2022, this is the event for you. 👉🏾 [Get your ticket](. This is partner content. #BUMP THIS This your something na spiritual something 🎶 That title is from Rexxie and Victony's Ego. I'm yet to meet a Nigerian woman who doesn't like Victony, and I can hear why. Enjoy these 11 songs! Bump This #10 is brought to you by Tega, Ibukun, Ama, and myself. Get it on [Spotify here](. Get it on [YouTube Music here](. This week's most-read: - It's never a wrong time to expose Nigerian parents, especially [their search histories.]( - Wooahh. We've all realised that opening a succesful Lagos restaurant is impossible without [this very real guide.]( - Of course. This week, many of us started thinking about size, courtesy of last Saturday's [Sex Life.]( Spread the love Please share this newsletter with someone who's thinking about visiting Seychelles. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe]( - [ABOUT]( - [ADVERTISE]( - [READ MORE]( - - - - You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](