My dad caught me trying to phone sex

Also: These fight stories are unhinged. [View in browser](=.eYZAK4QKeCtjfBjmGEInYKRF6I5RtyVhMAPFuINkpnc) [Zikoko Daily] 20 August, 2024 In partnership with =.4Vl7gx7gFVwFYQobXuhnL87jlFKoNAciZkkF9vmMBAc Hey . I’ve been laughing at today’s #ShortReads story for a hot minute. But wait, though. How did the dad realise what the babe was doing? Tife Editor In This Letter - 1 [We asked 6 Nigerians the lowest they’ve gone during a fight](=.xGSogBZdkCNmwwEPhK2Dcr0xqrINCpCKplyikir3blg) - 2 [What does your perfume say about you?](=.CxFm7kM7fLwt1hoJnANVO7lQ_7JpaoTmP6bg89HxLIU) - 3 [If you get 12/20 on this cooking quiz, you’re a serial killer](=.xyXoyqg1lQMCXImHz77Y1KUOHdYasC7w0fgn2Dx9jm0) =.iowZHiuoFOCWDT97OH_zNUQkYKEPJbvBrY1JyMBTzMo Jollof+ is a cutting-edge savings app providing an impressive up to 21% net interest rate with no hidden charges. Designed to help combat inflation, Jollof+ offers personalized saving features, ensuring steady financial growth for users. 👉🏾 [Click here to find out more](=.-tDujWO2npZukpPep3xTSpEI07PNFO2Muy4gC-s6ZoY). This is partner content. SHORT READS My Dad Caught Me Trying to Phone Sex =.ji4M9haRhRxYCkJnc0ZVxI7zFMaJw8i6gAAqbuBgkhM “One time, during one of the many ASUU strikes, I was missing my boyfriend, and we decided to try something stupid. The thing is, we schooled at the same university, but the strike meant we had to return to our homes in different states. We tried to bridge the distance with video calls and voice notes, but after two months, konji wanted to finish both of us. So, my boyfriend had the bright idea to try phone sex. I live in a room and parlour with my parents, and there’s little privacy. So, I decided to make the call in the toilet. That night, I made sure my parents were asleep before I entered the toilet and began talking to my boyfriend. The network was bad, and he couldn’t hear me properly, so I decided to increase the volume of my moans. I don’t know how my dad woke up, but two minutes into the “moaning”, my dad knocked on the toilet door and told me, “When you’re done there, better leave this place.” I wanted to enter the ground. I walked out to meet my dad’s disapproving stare and quietly returned to my bed. He never confronted me about it.” — Patience Your story could be the next one featured here. Whether it’s about a case of mistaken identity, someone stealing your wig in a danfo, or the weirdest experience you’ve ever had, we want to read it. Seriously, [give us the gist here](=.t_zioyyWIH1MtmnIs6CZse2Gwyr7tIMmySToIofhPDY) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 2 These fight stories are unhinged We asked people to share the wildest thing they’ve done during a fight, and these stories ehnnn. One even turned into a Nollywood-esque witch and swore on a padlock against the person who offended her. [Read their stories](=.CYQyeD1S-n_bqSolq-AqwvA5o8xHliTk_N8apNlot_8) --------------------------------------------------------------- Your perfume says a lot about you And it’s not limited to whether you’re rich or poor. It says A WHOLE LOT. For instance, you’re probably a hopeless romantic if you like flowery scents. [What your fragrance means](=.XucLPduIs_kf2Wst51ER7J_G2MTziYsOmLvr6AcaS_s) Quiz If You Get 12/20 On This Cooking Quiz, You’re A Serial Killer There’s no easy way to say it. [Take the quiz](=.6xtMha7opCKShOT8v7v97GDtFS3QJseUx8NikrjVwQY) What people read the most today: #NairaLife: The 19-Year-Old Creating Her Own Safety Nets This #NairaLife subject’s complex relationship with money began after her parents’ separation in 2012. Left to fend for herself, she’s had to figure out her path with little support. Now, as her family’s de facto breadwinner, she hopes a degree and increased income can give her the life her parents couldn’t. 🚀 [Read it here](=.CNlK4H7UC1U9TSwksEtux9kQSAoJvPbqBBfXWU7hDaY) Spread the love Did you like this letter? Share it with someone you like. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe](=.riZtr1M9aClQ7g0WbQiwSHcwLpEXK8q3DQtHwf6Spe4) =.aEWPZi9iQpXqbQ3cSqDwAD2XLUZKq946scIzV43CXSs - [ABOUT](=.-1EcsJxut5f6TVH3RjO3XBqSnAROhzEGZv9oeJzF4OM) - [ADVERTISE](=.llk63ILfvyMZ8XM5NCR9M4ZuYwN9soL6AplOnZ_4nMw) - [READ MORE](=.mRmq9EegJGZ6ML2RUod8NyKXUkBANt7SpQFkNFB7J7k) - =.v75Mo8iixTbkrcXH8K-a0ieSEXyxZM4Df4NTnBzzAmQ - =.zNPUzlvg1pKO4g58xsueEn_W9OIwHyupw_tl1hluIPY - =.BfrLNXB4Glmkx178rAmst5VHSd1dsx0QiYtGea40vkI - =._EclsvtXAAuT4t14Sj1choMw4eZkzsoH-zPHKn6TKL4 You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](=.Tl8NaDuRS7tdN7XLnF-9H3ofl76ODkJrFOz6zMMnpgY)