Hear me out: Kuli-kuli is for wicked people

Because who chews something like that with a straight face? [View in browser](=.fGyFv8oYTcJLCwEyFI_AIAQgLjFVZEVPbtNbJ2xhWMM) [Zikoko Daily] 22 May, 2024 Hey . A friend was telling me how much he missed kuli-kuli, and I swear I immediately started reconsidering our friendship, How do you voluntarily decide to chew on something that hard if you’re not lowkey a wicked person? 👀 PS: Did you hear we’re holding a physical Naira Life event in July? It’ll involve live #NairaLife conversations, sessions on how to be unbelievably liquid and so much more. [Join the waitlist](=._jYIH5472Pm7FtZVSqiT9ftCA2LEGg9QorsFcsOm1IM) to be first to know when the deets drop. Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [Here’s what your favourite street food says about you](=.fAujTl0cPi5PMUk6LsKEwtx7YkLYSylZqes50vFjsgw) - 2 [7 Nigerians get brutally honest about condoms](=.8Gj9gkW3Q5naAvbywZv973vhN7LxN_ezrF4EuIk2vMg) - 3 [These are the absolute best courses to study in Nigeria](=.7nqKsrBLEpaVWmdBCtG1XLlZQbN8gPXulkAVeMWbb8E) SHORT READS Am I Really the Problem? =.q3-EeUmWdiws2OR-zqp_siT_c6voc8sPoeRCvAg71Us “The weirdest thing happened to me last weekend. I went to pray in church and was about to leave when a man stopped me. I don't even know if he's a church member, but the next thing I heard was, "You're the problem. The Lord says to tell you you're the problem fighting yourself." I was confused. "How sir?" I asked, thinking he was a seer who had a vision concerning my life. He said the Lord wants me to stop worshipping idols, and that my problems originated from there. Ah. Idol, how? I've been a Christian since I was in heaven. To cut the long story short, the idols he was referring to were the glittering earrings I wore, my customised necklace and bracelets. He told me to change my physical appearance so as not to rot in hell because he feels the Lord can use me to revive churches and save pastors and reverends. Of course, I didn’t let him go without giving him a proper response. Nobody tries to ruin my mood and goes scott-free. Should looking good be a crime in the house of my father? It was so weird.” — A Your story could be the next one featured here. Whether it’s about a case of mistaken identity, someone stealing your wig in a danfo, or the weirdest experience you’ve ever had, we want to read it. Seriously, [give us the gist here](=.iYthjVwq0GhXS_ObHef5kQ7uxe7U2lA96SP7sD66DY8) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 2 2024 has taken some of our faves We’re not even halfway through the year, but Nollywood has already lost some of our fave actors. It’s a good thing we still have their works to remember them by. [We won’t forget them](=.D0A2c2IyWjCQqmVo07OSsgQBODiNxkHkPFOCrzlkWfs) --------------------------------------------------------------- Fashion design might pay more than medicine these days If your Nigerian parents are still trying to force you to become a doctor to be successful, show them this list. Designers are making bank now. Just look at Veekee James and Mai Atafo. [These courses are lucrative too](=.1pYRVW8RyKo-EvcrTbkDhpv0pdy8kjMWwWKJMWocFIs) Quiz What Will Your Relationship Status Be In Five Years? For our next trick, we’ll predict what your love life will look like in five years. [Take the quiz](=.qOGXq9mHgs0bXifrUdA_meA0S8bTM-_ybbMnLkWeGJ4) Zikoko Oldies Don't forget about these: - 7 Nigerians get brutally honest [about condoms](=.ZhOm5iK2rkkZJ64PXeN6SCPhDzgFGbbwTb7PhQYCJwo). - July 22, 2020 - What do Nigerian men keep [inside their wallets](=.UxQJ-oN40HL1jWc9fEE32u23DVDZS8x4Hu9pTLyFIck)? - August 14, 2020 - Here’s what your favourite street food [says about you](=.if4m1kFoSjweltM4-EcQwj2eIPeiig0nDBCnZLSFF7g). - April 7, 2022 👉🏾📰 Learn more at paystack.com/storefront --> People liked this story today: These Nollywood Films Are As Chaotic as These Tinubu Times One of them’s actually about people going through premium shege. 🚀 [Read it here](=.W9tHf5NZiTrYvmXWlIXT7iAGHyUmd6h3fzxSNOB-So0) Spread the love Did you like this letter? Share it with someone for good vibes. 👉🏾[Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily &body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe](=.c2sK_LC0jdTFyRQGz-1qwYrM6sR4LIBtN_kYA7EimDY) =.LPKZxpdXovvoh3H9OYH32EexxxfgLl1vdAjKKME4eXs - [ABOUT](=.8A9QJBch69gMsr2HA1B5rSgdECoZuXPU68oP29mZfXY) - [ADVERTISE](=.DA7tp4gwtC5LvgLedtFIyavYKDeZ8F_wbVx0TxLz6zg) - [READ MORE](=.S_3cJjBJUAJrY8i3lJ68cX54muy0TJreZw4eEOVB3DU) - =.csPbKuNrMfC3GLHS2RQNlX8Lz75OUTJ_T5SbsIXxDf8 - =.-_cN0g9rPEVXJZnRl0eA5AuYdsOYqmV0hImQbNIDo4Y - =.QZt_ncJtqQwky0mje-YEUBbqzXJ7q3a_0ec3ezK_Ah4 - =.ppAproEqS_jV6Dem6933SCoJnC8Dz0UvhKftIJddPxM You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](=.wFNYwOc1LibOgXbsmpfutOfiVgoXZ-TKMHf6Krje0s0)