Life advice 101: Never mess with a live turkey

I know what I’m saying. [View in browser](=.2x5LNm5gQTOGvAqFGtkeYr1qB_fCOwp2ojP_YRmjeqA) [Zikoko Daily] 7 May, 2024 Hey . The Met Gala happened last night, and the celebs refused to “gree” as usual. But I noticed some of their outfits looked a lot like what Nigerians wear to Owambes. I mean, just look at this [thread](=.nG1Hk0JPGaeYn7vaeUQFdCOWFvzJV0C8dNvN1yM2Ut8). I think it’s a sign. Someone should tell our Nigerian celebs to organise our own Met Gala. We’d kill it. Tife Editor In This Letter - 1 [How to pick money from the floor without turning to yam](=.sYJ4nKVp694nIId7pDaEC9Utr8tPhQ7cG19tGIZylxE) - 2 [20 questions to ask on a first date in 2024](=.4sjEl9Ae8WLlssbemuW0W-WlWjMKg-MMlxZ-0ogVwsc) - 3 [Quiz: How fashionable are you?](=.ifNlK0QvzHwDM5SlJ6n62JvHXvHQ7yKrtUptsmfIG6Y) SHORT READS Never Mess With a Turkey in This Life =.5oPqcMmUMKzGDqx9OSfYSD6Sb0kEHuqyHnYiNnCe9JM “So, I was walking to go buy something one day when I noticed a boy was throwing some stones at a turkey. I’ve had plenty of bad experiences with turkeys before, so I suspected things would get ugly. I was about to tell the boy to stop with the stones when the turkey he was attacking suddenly vexed. 😂 It started chasing the boy and clucking as if to say, “Shebi you can throw stone. Why are you running?” Omo, it chased this boy ehnnn. To make things worse, other turkeys in the area joined the chase. Maybe the initial turkey even passed instructions to the others with its clucks. Who knows? 😂 Last last, the boy knelt to beg the turkeys. All the while, I was just staring and laughing. I was shocked when the boy knelt, but it seemed to work because they left him. LOL. It was crazy. Moral of the story: Never mess with a turkey. They may not forgive you.” — Cecile. Your story could be the next one featured here. Whether it’s about a case of mistaken identity, someone stealing your wig in a danfo, or the weirdest experience you’ve ever had, we want to read it. Seriously, [give us the gist here](=.usj4c6Dl3kWnW6QCc40-KZ9yXAlt-V-dhZ6VMx72Lj0) =.V_f6-DKoiz6kqdjFM3ZsOBPsixH_rY4GY3qQ_bLUO2M Tickets to [Strings Attached](=.lu5SMusU4qzyx1pjD1BL33wKB_jkjDc1uMkWGhnfWG0) are going quickly! 👉🏾 If I were you, I'd download the [Onebank by Sterling App](=.A-h4-T9gIk4dUC6CMmNiJ00MRgOiKMwMjg0TN1OGUrg) now and sign up using ZIKOKO as the referral code to get a free ticket before they become sold out. *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 2 How to safely pick money from the floor Nollywood made us believe we’d turn to yams if we picked money from the floor. I don’t know if that still happens today, but better safe than sorry, right? [This is how to do it](=.wQ-hR6DTS1rFLp_nDxbvjUHpGfbc2wz6EmCj8YUdOhc) --------------------------------------------------------------- Don’t date anyone before asking these questions Do you usually do couple content on TikTok? Will someone wake up suddenly and drag you for bullying them in secondary school? Does your family have sense? These are just some of the questions you must ask. [Ask these questions too](=.2dZteR72x6UqndMFIlEp4cx9yX-0QdZ-1SzXCSyc49Q) Quiz How Fashionable Are You? This quiz will tell you if you qualify as a fashion god or if you need fashion to lay hands on you for a style revamp. [Take the quiz](=.GU7N46-TmFugCwwngQ1jYbGa2qggP_FQGV3o5lWS1UA) What people read the most today: The #NairaLife of an Apprentice Who Wants Out of the System How does an nwa boy survive without a salary? How did he even get into the system? This #NairaLife explores that. 🚀 [Read it here](=.CKbJLM7bPH7_uM74uiUqNwNVOiQndfsQ8CaCOX8U050) Spread the love Did you like this letter? Share it with someone who should be at Strings Attached. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe](=.h961MuFvV6huzQQNY4ivz-VPlgUZzjLA6BJ4xUg3DY4) =.IskPj4GDiu7T1iHjTQar5Dw0ryxBBUbi5-fBH9ZQH-g - [ABOUT](=.0bVmzkBQbEHN9702Rn-bmFqg9rPp7zeTGfpshmpwYOg) - [ADVERTISE](=.ShgguK9CO8i6TxmmlByBDJSTF09c_aqdFBMrF5vzMYs) - [READ MORE](=.iQgGawy2tPvV_rPsJXwjacOjArb7am8XhsqLe63mNHA) - =.-i-HajKUYApusLrvXNgm3-kNv4GjLI8V9xDyJKk-FmU - =.Urw1YmhXKj7rXvB7vQ-SWJwBwPuDRTNY0ETOKYtfwmA - =.JHftE0gfbLl6irpZTk2sAf-GU6wsAkN2jGFc7PXbOY4 - =.ZKzYrH0E0YlgA4SR-cxtZ7bCKbjm3VrHMYw_TNUv4Y4 You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](=.E7sXeDfdeAFxhoHyjlhdFL5Hz-QsWGfHheZEDkOS9pI)