How to be a Nigerian gold digger

Also: How to insult your opps in Yoruba. [View in browser](=.ScQ3nFRQkWT8VXpKyvmgzWlGwLj2Ti7JtTXQWyXUAPI) [Zikoko Daily] 1 May, 2024 Hey . I bought fuel at ₦920 per litre after plenty fight and a sprinkle of begging today. How’s your day going? Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [How to EFFECTIVELY be a female Nigerian gold digger](=.665Jf_0LeeXQkjPL4_azQrSJWj6yarPbLcw0Os-1GDI) - 2 [25 insults in the Yoruba language that’ll burn your opps hotter than fire](=.OToz4sGn4YKqMcIZTzuGzkn97M9HwAdWZFuiLYrYSPo) - 3 [A Zikoko guide: How to steal without getting caught](=.INlovX5NZXAPyNhBbpsTidfHY6Qaz53zbtSdiItq-TU) =.1F0tZIvgaZ-pyDhC3BPMyW6ftRynvGfUROZEw2JHbqU Get a free ticket to [Strings Attached](=.SY4oSAcZYp_HxVfzfvN7eX7Kk6HHi0YHNEHbesUfj_w) and enjoy a feel-good evening of music, dancing and games at Muri Okunola Park, Lagos on May 11, 2024. 👉🏾 To claim your ticket, download the [Onebank by Sterling App](=.AQzy5MuQYhjfXq8usrpjjZh0kuPCdok_pn_tmX6mPc0) and sign up using ZIKOKO as the referral code. WHAT SHE SAID I’m Divorced And Living My Best Life =.CqBtOi0SR3HIMGsQr-Bl52S4ZJXS8gRCYKfpLCB8MJ0 The subject of this #WhatSheSaid is a 50-year-old woman who dated her ex-husband for 12 years and was married to him for 14 years. She talks about leaving him after years of being manipulated, the joy that comes from being a single woman again and life as a divorced Christian woman. Here’s a snippet: “Every time I got paid, my husband would remove money from my account and lie that he wasn’t taking my money. This was my first introduction to the fact that he could lie. Once when he was in London, someone called to tell me he was doing nonsense, and I told them to shut up. I trusted him that much.” [Continue reading here](=.A5kfQ2CgUTE6bUmHxg06hqlK0k11RzEZ5BaGCa6opkE) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 2 How to insult your opps in Yoruba If you ask me, Yoruba is the best language to practise verbal gbas gbos with. Is it creativity? Even the way the insults sound? Leave it for Yoruba people, please. I mean, just look at these insults. [Add them to your dictionary](=.9OYTp6CUFWSCajucsNDWI3NbR4XEcdLnW2ouv41fjIk) --------------------------------------------------------------- What are the departments of the Nigerian police? TBH, you’ve probably never thought much about what goes on in the Nigerian police. But there’s more to them than disturbing innocent Nigerians at checkpoints and it doesn’t hurt to know. [We listed the departments here](=.N4FWgQuZB9-xGfS-Oy2lSuZKTiguBd8IQ67YDuYOkoI) Quiz We’re Making a Movie, Take This Quiz to Discover Your Role on Set Are you a director or a location scout? [Take the quiz](=.knk6USk3ASRePTg-B1caGb0EwWTgvdYd-JkIPZA78m8) Zikoko Oldies Don't forget about these: - How to EFFECTIVELY be a female [Nigerian gold digger](=.L0_dZ3RWeKP5ZFCDnC8clc1AT_KykUNniHYR5nzOOV8). - September 28, 2020 - A Zikoko guide: How to steal [without getting caught](=.wYPcxEoDe3IlL4xz2Tfzvk--BID5AtwG9ykzIQ2Ebkg). - October 21, 2021 - 6 ways to stop your friends from [stealing your man](=.1mr1vylHLf1Oec_2NMs61C_Je-BX_6IYO0aJStEvfuQ). - November 3, 2021 👉🏾📰 Learn more at paystack.com/storefront --> People liked this story today: List of Courses You Can Study With a JAMB Score of 160 or Less JAMB scores are out, and you probably know someone who didn’t score up to 200. Send this to them. 🚀 [Read it here](=.NpuceVpdmDeNesvL3peEbXT0-mutkI03ymuB7EPumm0) Spread the love Did you like this letter? Share it with someone for good vibes. 👉🏾[Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily &body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe](=.w5fFNwDGSeddbARU9N056Ao3fL8VLYTVOLHubhBWSL0) =.r2Q4pbJhzeqistYmJujBYoBlFMqQpbl3N0SatojsjrY - [ABOUT](=.SPoJkqQalbbYP61BDGk936AGVA0NfNXPKhn-6BKQtdE) - [ADVERTISE](=.eO0zygkfQED0C25oR_UwJYT0Nk-3RqCoafwX82SACHs) - [READ MORE](=.nQckdR5B_w78M7e1yzhNf5RVWZufH1sfUhR1zB29C8E) - =.wdWmlbwmKVPqsxQaDsw6QKiJy_R11TxJ2aYVAfmXT88 - =.AJK3TKKSLUjeLWMmr6t-Ta2aKxtsteu1UIlGfS68hSo - =.Iz6Rh6Z3kliMLclTUe0JKT17fOWrzT-VDS0ctJNsznM - =.ea75aBtcKxLrGLMeZm6j9M10tA6a0kguosNY6OePKlk You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](=.q0dNs2rjMQXDCsN6IiPFFZiVJwx9UvRpd5vRMB9ehcg)