Anything is possible in Lagos

Even having a fivesome by mistake. [View in browser](=.1sERE5E1oAgwGkY3c-5pof_aVES1_xVSXRjFiizdUIY) [Zikoko Daily] 16 April, 2024 Hey . Yesterday was a shit show. I spent half the day wondering if I was good at what I do and the other half nursing a headache from hell. I’m still nursing that headache, but I think I know what can cure it — an earth-staggering credit alert. Stupendous cash if you will, pardon my AI. I don’t mind if it’s one sent by mistake because if the subject of today’s As Told To can mistakenly find himself in a fivesome, then bastard money can mistakenly make its way into my account. Right? Right?! Chioma Editor In This Letter: - 1 [Maybe these Naija artists use ChatGPT too](=.GxMSRmZXGZFvuWvs6Jm5vgt1Ule4vdmNeF0gvVNJTsM) - 2 [How do Nigerians navigate conflict with religious leaders? We asked 5 people](=.yFEI7VFgSAXkPdSfbab6LubzJl4zz2WYZmokiDY7Y_E) As Told To I Mistakenly Had A Fivesome In Lagos, And Here’s How It Went =.GaPXA3iGyzzB3iPDLwQ3XuzAcwVvbSzBCUe3W63zp3E The guy in this As Told To just wanted to add a little spice to his sex life. But what was supposed to be a threesome turned into a fivesome and ended with him almost beating the shit out of someone. Here’s a snippet: “He penetrated. About five thrusts in, I noticed something was off, so I asked him if he was wearing a condom. He said yes. That didn’t reassure me. I don’t trust men, certainly not in this setting where we were meeting for the first time. Men lie a lot, and when sex is involved, the lies take on new dimensions.” [Continue reading here](=.48TrHFQYSlyZZg6-U3ATlBJehd_3bbU5odjQ6HQzjEM) =.iDYppGYZe7lFpKBqU8HcQCwJ6UyxSZ08ahDIPYp1_Yk If you identify as hot babe, you need to be at HERtitude. It's our women-only festival dedicated to the hot babes, and there will be games, music and tons of fun activities. We solemnly declare that a time will be had. 🤭 👉🏾 [Get tickets here](=.z-Ie5UkFo_615j1daYILEZqOvLAIjIDnKtWJHH7aeKE) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> Zikoko Daily's Top 2 These Naija artists are Paul G’s worst nightmare If a certain X user considers “delve” to be a big word imagine what will happen when he hears Boy Spyce sing “Automatic, aromatic, acrobatic, diplomatic, cinematic” on ‘Folake.’ [It is finished](=.giBnvh3VxlNOxeIx8GxRIlDsRAmNu02UIpjCNnus8w8) --------------------------------------------------------------- How to give your religious leader a piece of your mind Sometimes, Nigerians in authority act like they’re above being corrected, but they aren’t. [These people prove it](=.pCpC0G8vRemuDqjiBfdkmKHo69X96pjZ5yTH0DAIj-4) Z! Crossword Got three minutes? Test your knowledge of Nigerian pop culture. 🎯 [Click here to play](=.2prYFmeHzWqCU3_zpdQyLSt-QZdHg-TxRmkGMzrW3tI) Quiz Do You Know the Other Names We Call These Nigerian OG Rappers? Give it your best shot. [Link](=.r6hOECWwX1_MynT1k5b6YBp5XyObdBWSRoy5fFqhAHQ) What people read the most today: The #NairaLife of a Sex Worker Who’s Securing Her Siblings’ Future The 24-year-old sex worker in this #NairaLife left home at 18 in search of a better life. She’s achieved that goal. Now as her family’s breadwinner, her new focus is building an even better future for her siblings. 🚀 [Read it here](=.AKtoP7ybImRWFRLHpTcar0Qf6olpJEfNxMcWVbT8wek) Spread the love Did you like this letter? Share it with someone who should buy you Capri-Sun. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe](=.nldaVft833rna2dMTk41pgXRum2u5_4_vbn_JjobyLk) =.ZkbLPunpkw287_plX6C55sGeqU-4TZvra0W3DSVsg0I - [ABOUT](=.DRMuiqi1Ou1wQOjyyYPCADqeAueGKVkINyjQufkj6CQ) - [ADVERTISE](=.aJXvLQb1ogf-ge0G6T5nripqkwHE2ef89ms_yQ8ZHGA) - [READ MORE](=.nYxEV1QBO7N9uGjiKJ90DiquQ_UJ3AU_bOCVonScxLA) - =.6odc6bfaG6NvyVCMn0a0vEqtdYzCWdk8PxbKXbo5Bv8 - =.JN9ePtJq0P2S-4hGVs6p3iyvHgCac9y5htnk4N_1zEs - =.OgnEt6IuniUPiaBvUehui7qEz2fDwMxTG_BVQucQTDg - =.-z0uZq3Ev7ZgonynUYQK0MeCvrqfDDCxWXyk3np-5jQ You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](=.0GLdwEFcH8r6AreX53WFmHRoW0Nh8WIU88swe8bS-pU)