Masturbation doesn’t spark joy anymore

Also: The best Nigerian songs of 2024 so far. [View in browser](=.WNRCU3cXAKxwvnRjoCi5aeE2B9F17KgQfW8h5lrXLAc) [Zikoko Daily] 6 April, 2024 Hey . On today’s episode of “We’ve lost our heritage as a society”, I’m currently at an owambe, and guests haven’t been served. But the servers are huddled together, eating party jollof in full view of everyone. Have we changed owambe rules? TBH, I blame City Boy. Tife Editor In This Letter: - 1 [Since I japa, masturbation doesn’t spark joy anymore](=.gcdUnfy84sWkbzYiZFJ3Ylyq95CfY2dbYrYiv5o7v-o) - 2 [The very best Nigerian songs of 2024’s first quarter](=.qWqlbcE7R1LNpCdbp6Xa3WI43I89kRO6ZN7to6fPScE) - 3 [Quiz: Which song from Beyoncé’s “Cowboy Carter” are you?](=.UfRae3GYZUEidtOrTcImX1phwZbd3ni-cyxYg2ehUMk) =.iXXWvh2tKJqGoo_xMgAkP_1_8wr6qnCB8MakrY8ZgnY Experience a feel-good evening of music, dancing and games at Strings Attached on May 11, 2024. Featuring live performances by Johnny Drille, Dwin, the Stoic, Qing Madi and more. 👉🏾 To get a free ticket, download the [Onebank by Sterling App](=.iCPtIhG__-bO7OtD3_vWtp0dbGvgHT5-AksDYxRWGVE) and sign up using ZIKOKO as the referral code. AS TOLD TO Since I Japa, Masturbation Doesn’t Spark Joy Anymore =.H3dHMB05CRCOcmSEmsICTQwO132NuiTI3OqBSjHCLr4 The 27-year-old in this story shares how loneliness and cultural differences have forced him to embrace celibacy since he relocated. --------------------------------------------------------------- Here’s a snippet: “At first, I felt I could handle the loneliness because I could spend days alone at home in Nigeria. I was so wrong. There’s something different about the loneliness here. It’s that feeling of knowing you won’t get random visitors, spot someone you know or just have the assurance of familiar strangers in your street. I soon started to get mad horny, which was strange because I wasn’t even thinking of sex.” [Continue reading here](=.M3SR6h0Fciqk-mfifMClmnuR1UhZytYMzoKfu_WtvsA) *We'll be tweeting answers to this on our Twitter account at noon, so feel free to tweet us your answers with the hashtag [#ZikokoDailyQuiz](#) --> One Story to Read Today The best Nigerian songs of 2024 so far Now that 2024’s first quarter has ended, we selected the most impressive music releases and unpacked them for you. The selection metrics are production, songwriting, mixing and replay value. [Get into it](=.QSc6q1ESzeC6aorebE1SIKAZNV5LxYiq9POhmVvXV_0) Z! Solitaire It's the weekend! Unwind with Zikoko's Spider Solitaire. 🎯 [Click here to play a game or two](=.VFsIdoj4OLbTtZIodTv0d_VFTuKwk6N4qI25WFK_4fE) Quiz Which Song From Beyoncé’s “Cowboy Carter” Are You? Do you stay throwing hands like Beyoncé did on "Jolene", or do you like to talk your shit like she did on "Tyrant"? Let’s find out. [Take the quiz](=.JyhNEl6SOGIAvlkkM2fiEvUKjjR6UcRkUrxj1mFW7Og) Everyone's Favourite Quizzes: - [This Quiz Knows How Big a Crier You Are](=.vQCLgFRtQzvtAYmCW0Ml4pXwCxGtxolMrT6U8uekjIc) - [Can You Ace This JSS 1 “Word Register” Quiz in 1 Minute?](=.w-Jit3E8q56xM6j6jF94TFXQyPzUDpWpTBCMeYW6MPI) - [Only Real Anime Watchers Can Match These Villains to Their Backstories](=.2tqlEIFZdI7bYV7AB6A8gG2cC1ZhUm8hXqIL68Ngt6c) Spread the love Please share this with someone who should play Z! Solitaire. 👉🏾 [Forward this email](mailto:?subject=Re: latest issue of Zikoko Daily&body=Thought you might find this issue of Zikoko Daily interesting. Did someone awesome send this to you? [Subscribe](=.F4flXIDC1e5LQ4BqJp9toaXZGdXpuNLths4SYX2opfI) =.DWSMpTE2daqgMbLh9tRh5tjnz5pfQ9CaNf3VYMOPzsU - [ABOUT](=.xJBtxdiniSklUgq0KskVCT0-X_i9E-_K0cZPMJ3M4a8) - [ADVERTISE](=.y423GVmDVVlNbpQPQb7uwKav62e7LsOybueDjgpesKo) - [READ MORE](=.D_TbxLL5RTIqT8RWYH8K4goiir2DPcWBANRhpQnDNiw) - =.Y6kqztIz3tMvmfA_27baVI_5OlLVqj2BcaA2G3TI8bI - =.2gQfEG-XFOLqY4tbbfZU4JVspnMwC7uw-MRz6B9onI4 - =.Xyw0spUuo0oM-MCKWfv7960Hen4gA1zPc84nqZz1AlU - =.sYIFg-GVtKn6e55LMt0I8jUCjhDKKIG3cwybL9f0X2E You received this email because you signed up for our newsletter. [Unsubscribe](=.XUvLUR8nu3VdQ0Bbm2N8yb8I-il1p6cYQUWns4wEsbw)