How to insult your coworker without losing your job

Also: Which Nigerian university has the finest gate? [View in browser](=.SR5chDfgg0EuLMRah6Ez24fWx0Kmn2Eif9jJvyIV4Yw) [Zikoko Daily] 2 April, 2024 Hey . Today is Tuesday, but it’s somehow the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed — no thanks to the post-public holiday withdrawal blues flying around. 😵 The articles in today’s newsletter should pick you up, though. Whether you’re fighting the urge to lash out at a co-worker or you’re still in the mood to binge on anything other than actual work, there’s something for you. Tife Editor In This Letter - 1 [How to insult your coworker without losing your job](=.5OA8IuYWcgjiDzVW1QFeDP-WmCu0GxozQBFEOLUxD4M) - 2 [We ranked the main gate of 13 Nigerian universities](=.tsUiHcfyvJGzILdzzdsbsGLhSXGmJMbFimPXCMA6zGs) - 3 [6 upcoming Nollywood films you should see](=.oh7T5K7LdhWqVOyjGmJqjHzBQ0qhm293ioSkDqYz4xA) SHORT READS Am I Traumatised? =._wGe5fYK4GdUmFaVvrrf3a31rrQNcGos3UvSaGicbiI “When I was younger, my mum hardly ever allowed me and my siblings to have a whole piece of meat (or chicken or turkey) to ourselves — we mostly had to share. We weren’t broke; it was just her way of making sure we didn’t get “spoiled" and making the meat last longer. I’m married now, and I’m in charge of what I eat, but I still find it difficult to serve myself with a whole piece of meat. When my husband is around, I give him the bigger piece. When he isn’t, I either cut off a small piece for myself or look for a small piece in the pot. I can’t bring myself to take anything bigger because it’s like my mum is watching me and saying, “Only you want to finish that big meat abi?” — Victoria. Your story could be the next one featured here. Whether it’s about a case of mistaken identity, someone stealing your wig in a danfo, or the weirdest experience you’ve ever had, we want to read it. Seriously, [give us the gist here](=.vJfVEk50UqMokUFQyyidh26EWEqc2g36NAelMw8WPtU) =.JlbZUNy0x64ofFNKHtFQDvorxjDO6i-jnQJf3iHi2Jo Will you be at HERtitude — our women-only festival dedicated to the hot babes — April 20, 2024? Then you should [use this filter](=.JeImku2Yx4_UL6njlU9uGwZl3UH_BYF6pHqL0ulc1Rc) and share your pictures on social media to tell everyone! 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