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Bat shyt evil liberals who wanted to imprison me & kidnap Willis

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Once upon a time a question came in about my brash right wing politics: "... I understand the idea o

Once upon a time a question came in about my brash right wing politics: "... I understand the idea of giving options for thinking differently, but isn't it turning off the left part of your audience? Many people can't separate ideas from people —Are your clients and readers mostly right-wing?" I’ll just put it this way: According to Rasmussen polling company at that time - and due to my opinion on the all the big pharma fan fiction “science” being pushed by Creepy Joe and his trusty Keebler elf TV doctor backed by the entire corrupt & on-the-take corporate media… an especially large segment of the "left" part of my market (well over 50% of them in some cases) was proudly & even militantly in favor of: * Fining me * Criminally prosecuting me * Federal or state governments being able to imprison me for so much as publicly asking the wrong questions on social media, television, radio, or in online or digital publications * A government tracking program to keep tabs on me * Removing custody of Willis from me * Imprisoning me just for thinking the wrong thoughts that disagree with them * And imposing a whole lot of other fascism on me even as they decried fascism I’m not exactly going to lose sleep if these low info scumbags and/or their ideological allies (there will be no vaks "amnesty" as The Atlantic begged for when it was all shown to be a big lie) who get their info from deviant pdf-file producers at CNN are offended at anything I say. Nor do I care if they don't buy from me, either. If anything, I take great pleasure in mocking them and putting their ideas on full display - like I am doing here - and creating a very distinct & polarizing line between me and them. As for the other part of the question: Yes, many who follow me are on my “side” for the most part. They have no more interest in mutilating children or propping up billionaire pharma execs than I do. Something else: Just as the liberals who pushed for the above evils on me & Willis proved themselves to be equal parts vile and stupid, it is also equal parts astonishing and amusing to see self-described “conservatives” and especially “MAGA!” email marketers using and even shilling for email platforms run by social activists with pronouns in their bios who despise them and everything they stand for and demonstrably have no problem yanking accounts at the first sign of wrong think. They truly cuck themselves and their own businesses through and through. They're almost as cucked as conservatives whose entire businesses depend on Facebook. But they need not stay that way. Because one reason we created BerserkerMail was to not have to bend the knee to the social activists we saw taking over many of the bigger email platforms and canceling accounts for wrong think as far back as 2021... and that has gotten many times worse since. Yes, we have user guidelines like clean speech, bans on certain offers, etc. And it definitely ain’t 4Chan. But we don’t care who you voted for. We don’t care if you are a Republican or conservative or think Trump is the Second Coming. And we don’t even care if you think the world is run by a secret cabal of pdf-files. What we care about is helping you have as frictionless an experience as possible loading/scheduling/sending/tracking/automating emails & campaigns… getting as high of inbox deliverability as we can help you get (60% of that is on you, the client, but we do our level best on the other 40%)… and giving you the best customer service we can — with both the COO and head of support being not only Email Players subscribers, but also business owners who use email (with their own BerserkerMail accounts) in their own respective businesses. i.e., they “get” email and know the platform. They do not just copy & paste support tickets. Nor do they regurgitate nonsensical email marketing talking points that were outdated in 1995. More: We also had our community guidelines created by the world’s best (in our opinions) internet marketing attorney, Mike Young — who I’ve been hiring since 2006 and who is also an Email Players subscriber and BerserkerMail user. Not to mention our Chief Architect Pedro who is both brilliant and a savant at platform building (using his skills to help build a platform to contribute to major brain cancer research at university for example) and email deliverability. Ain’t nothing else like BerserkerMail out there in my opinion. If there was we wouldn’t even have created it. We’d be like these cucks who are voting Trump while still using the pronoun activist approved platforms who take corporate funding even as they raise prices, impose more useless features nobody uses, and make the mere loading/sending/tracking of emails a more tedious and time-consuming process with each update. So it goes ‘round here. But I do not expect you to take my word of any of this. Do your own research if it interests you so you see for yourself. I even encourage you to get test drives at ALL the other platforms along with ours. Pick the best one for your business & particulars and see which one feels like it was made to make your life easier as an email marketers and which ones feel like they were made to make programmers' & developers' lives easier. If you want to test BerserkerMail out free, go here: [https∶//www.EmailPlayers.com/berserker]( Ben Settle This email was sent by Ben Settle as owner of Settle, LLC. Copyright © 2024 Settle, LLC. All Rights Reserved. No part of this email may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from Settle, LLC. Click here to [unsubscribe]( Settle, LLC PO Box 1056 Gold Beach Oregon 97444 USA

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