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Society-unapproved list-orbiting secrets for your business’s tender arms
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Yesterday I sent an email chock-full of society-unapproved tidbits about Stefania & I, like: ♥
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Yesterday I sent an email chock-full of society-unapproved tidbits about Stefania & I, like: ⥠Not only did I not ask Stefaniaâs dad for his marriage blessing, I didnât even ask Stefania â I told her it was time and that was that ⥠I spent a grand total of $400 on her wedding ring that she picked out and simply sent me an email with a link to buy it ⥠She not only draws my bath & wonât allow anyone else fix me a plate⦠but she routinely does things that freaks other wives out, like standing next to me for over an hour straight holding up a menu over my face to shield my milky white skin from being burned while sitting in the sun at an outdoor bar during a mastermind etc etc etc Not going to reprint the whole thing here. But I will reprint an email Stefania sent me afterwards when I first wrote it: === I bet you a million monopoly bucks that people misunderstood your Valentine's post to think I just do whatever you want and don't internally like it, because it's âcompromise" But theyâre playing connect 4, and I'm getting my PhD in elBenbo I wasn't shielding your face with a menu because "oh no, my master's skin...!" It gave me a reason to stand super close to you and giggle while you had your arm around my waist, and i know the more I do that, the more you squeeze. Bonus points for us both looking good to the rest of the mastermind (and contemptuous to the wives) two-fold Same reason why Iâd rather hang out with you in the hotel bar than go to whatever shopping trip with the wives... why do the boring thing when I can have so much fun with you? They think you keep me in captivity but Iâm just an earth orbiting around my sunâ¦We didnât âcreate a world,â we have a whole ass solar system. And Iâm not going to comment on it to virtue signal to the world about how much I love my man, Iâd rather just tell him Directly === Anyway, thereâs more context to this story for businesses. Especially for building a customer base that âorbitsâ your business. The short version: Itâs all in the curation. And in the testing. And, yes, in the squeezing. All right, if you hated this email, might as well delete it. The following will do you zero good. If you liked it, and want more, see my Villains books on Amazon: [httpsâ¶//www.EmailPlayers.com/villains]( Ben Settle P.S. When Stefania butters my bread â and she wouldnât dream of letting me do that, either â she always quotes what her mom (and mine would, too) would say if she saw her doing it: âhe doesnât have hands?â I almost do this just for the entertainment at this point⦠This email was sent by Ben Settle as owner of Settle, LLC. Copyright © 2024 Settle, LLC. All Rights Reserved. No part of this email may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from Settle, LLC. Click here to
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