The iocane powder of cold emails?

Another doozy from the cold email crank file: [BEGIN COLD EMAIL] Bold email here and it’s probably a mistake to send to you like this but reviewing your website, wrong often works. I’m looking to share a new travel affiliate program with online influencers and not waste time with beginners. [elBENBO: WE CERTAINLY WOULDN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH BEGINNERS NOW WOULD WE?] My name is Warren from Sydney, Australia. [elBENBO: ISN'T AUSTRALIA WHERE THEY SHIPPED ALL THE CRIMINALS, AND WHERE IOCANE POWDER COMES FROM?] May I send you more info that could be the single most Valuable email you’ve received today. [END COLD EMAIL] Here’s another blue flame special typing to hear himself write in a cold email: [BEGIN COLD EMAIL] Ben, Your LinkedIn profile caught my editor's attention [elBENBO: SUPERB SALES OPENER I HAVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE.] , and based on what you are doing at bensettle [elBENBO: YOU’RE MISSING THE .COM, SPANKY] , we thought you might be interested in appearing on our "Entrepreneur Spotlight Zoom Interview Series" You can check them out online at DotCom Magazine. [elBENBO: SOUNDS SWANKY] Ben, if you are interested in being interviewed about your business on the video show, please let me know and I'll send the info over. We have a very small production charge to make your interview look like and feel like a CNN-Fox News type interview [elBENBO: YOU MEAN IT’LL LOOK & FEEL LIKE FAKE NEWS?] , but they are a really innovative marketing peice.Video gets shared 1200% more than text so we thought you would be a perfect candidate for this expsoure! Would love to get you on the show to talk about bensettle. Please let me know, and I can send the info over! [END COLD EMAIL] There was also an opt-out link. Yes, for an email that was presumably supposed to look 1-on-1 and personal. I can’t say for sure — but I would bet green money he has his pronouns in his social media profiles, and still wears a mask while driving around in his car alone. Whatever the case, never a dull moment at Chateau Settle. Even if, the cold emails I receive are rather dull. If sending cold emails people actually want to read and engage with tickles your fancy, you can get actual cold email expert Jon Buchan’s cold email templates for half what everyone usually pays at my blatant affiliate link below. That is, if you do it before Friday 11/10 at midnight EST. Plus, you also get another goody if you order by the deadline: "A Crafty LinkedIn List Building Hack" According to Jon: "It's a tactic that is repeatable and reliable. 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