A sales pitch so blatant it’ll tear your soul apart!

Today's the deadline to get your claws on the November Email Players issue. Here’s but a bloody drip from a vampire's fang of what awaits you inside: * What an Agora copywriter (who, last I heard, does nearly $1 million in royalties per year) told me when they flew me into Baltimore about getting insanely high email engagement & sales. (And that I believe most businesses can adapt/modify for their own offers with enough thought, market research, and ambition.) * A popular comicbook writer’s advice for how to create cartoon characters to help get more engagement, give your audience a fun & interesting experience, and, yes, nab more new business. * A powerful method that was routinely used by a computer scientist-turned-pay-per-click superstar that can help create a “optical illusion” in your PPC ads so the font can literally look like a different color! (To stand out way more on the page, potentially getting you far more clicks than whoever you compete with.) * A “nuclear option” way to write bullets in your emails & sales copy so enticing it might even be almost impossible for some of your best leads to ignore, stop reading, or avoid buying your offers! (And, yes, I include several examples to study, model, and learn from.) * A secret way (that admittedly takes some balls to do, which means most won’t, but still…) to help flip even total fire-breathing skeptics into your best customers and advocates. * A kung fu master’s secret for creating far more respect & prestige for whatever your business sells, with customers/clients far more likely to do as you tell them, and being be able to charge far higher fees or prices. * How you can be “the guy” people in your industry want to hang out with, hound down at events (even being approached in bathrooms, which is admittedly weird) to talk to, get to know, ask questions to, etc. * A mysterious “force” of influence & persuasion that can help your business stand out like a MAGA hat at Burning Man — in even the most overheated-with-competition markets or niches. * The secret to helping get customers and clients to be almost irresistibly drawn to your business no matter how boring, mundane, or “plain vanilla” you think your offers are or your personality is. * A clever way to help create almost “automatic engagement” in all your marketing (from emails and sales copy, to VSLs, social media posts, and more). * The ace-in-the-hole writing secret used by one of history’s greatest A-list copywriters to compete against (and very often win — in fact, he rarely even asked to be paid anything up front and worked on pure commission!) the best writers of his day... even though he had poor direct response copywriting skills by his own admission. * A truly elite-level secret used by the late “Mad Man” Leo Burnett in his TV commercials, Walt Disney in his movies, and Stan Lee in his comicbooks to stand out head and shoulders from their peers & competitors. (And, in Disney & Lee’s case, be ‘the guy’ all the A-listers at celebrity parties wanted to meet.) Plus: I’m also including a bonus insert about how to use the power of physical pain (where some customers legit might get mad at you), discomfort (where boomers especially might get mad at you), and flat out horrifying UGLINESS (where broke design & writing snobs will almost certainly laugh at you) to help get your marketing lots more sales, engagement, and action. Again, today is the deadline. So if you want in, you gotta act fast. Hit the creepy jump below to read more: [https∶//www.EmailPlayers.com]( Ben Settle This email was sent by Ben Settle as owner of Settle, LLC. Copyright © 2023 Settle, LLC. All Rights Reserved. No part of this email may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from Settle, LLC. Click here to [unsubscribe]( Settle, LLC PO Box 1056 Gold Beach Oregon 97444 USA