What to do if your writing is bland like fapGPT

A timely question: === Yooo, Ben. Hope you are doing well. I wanted to ask you something and it's like seriously bothering me. English is my second language and I have been studying copywriting for over a year now. But whenever I write, it always feels like I am short of words. It's like I lack the wordplay that great writers have. It's bland like chatgpt. I don't know if that can be improved and if it can be. Then how? === First, it’s good he recognizes how bland fapGPT-created emails are. Watching copywriters get morning wood over fapGPT is as amusing as it is astonishing. Second: If your writing is bland that’s not a writing problem that’s a “you” problem. Meaning: You’re probably not pouring “you” into it at all. It should be 100% you — not only the way you talk in real life to people but, if you want to take it even farther… your thought patterns. I invented a term for this that I wrote about in the February Email Players issue I call: “Greasy voice writing” So not only writing like you talk. But also writing as you think. i.e., your unique, peculiar thought patterns. However words appear in your mind that’s how they appear on paper. (Or on the screen, whatever) They will be flawed, imperfect, full of adverbs (I love adverbs), passive voice, run-on sentences, and a whole bunch of other things that’ll drive writing snobs batty. But nobody should care what broke writing snobs think — only what works. Try that and see what happens to your writing. And while you’re doing that, get yourself a BerserkerMail test drive. Our platform is created by email marketers who use email day in, and day out to our own businesses. And when I say “we” I don’t just mean myself & my business partner Troy Broussard (former Navy Nuclear Engineer & Executive Director of Technology for Encyclopedia Brittanica-turned world’s #1 email automation specialist). I am also talking about our COO Nicole English & head helpdesk guy Lance Hunt (both Email Players subscribers who use email in their own businesses) and even the attorney we consult and who created our BerserkerMail guidelines and whose book on keeping email copy legally compliant we give to new clients — Email Players subscriber & BerserkerMail client Mike Young. The platform can’t do much to make your “writing” better. But it can help get that writing — even if it is bland — delivered to more inboxes. (And out of spam/junk/promotions folders). It can also help make the process of loading & sending emails virtually frictionless. The interface alone makes email a lot simpler. And, thus, can make one more likely to want to send more emails. Which can make your business more sales. Which can then beget more emails, more engagement, more sales… Nothing happens in a vacuum when you use BerserkerMail. I can talk about this until the roosters come home. One reason why we put up a YouTube channel. Lots of content will be added over next several days. Including content you'd normally have to pony up $500/month to access. In the meantime, you can see what's in there now here: [https∶//www.emailplayers.com/berserkermailtv]( Ben Settle This email was sent by Ben Settle as owner of Settle, LLC. Copyright © 2023 Settle, LLC. All Rights Reserved. No part of this email may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from Settle, LLC. Click here to [unsubscribe]( Settle, LLC PO Box 1056 Gold Beach Oregon 97444 USA