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Today’s the deadline to get your meat hooks on the March Email Players issue. Here’s a taste o' what’s inside: * Some medical tests to ask your doctor about if you have unexplained belly bloat (not fat) that won’t go away, no matter how well you eat and how hard you workout. (Not medical advice, and nothing about business on the surface — yet it has everything to do with business at the same time. See inside for the full context.) * An 8-word tip that is the single most valuable piece of knowledge I’ve ever written & used for making sales with email. (I’ll even say this publicly: this tip ALONE can pay for your next ten years of Email Players issues possibly even the first time it's correctly implemented. Hype? You decide. But it’s the very first lesson taught inside the March issue, is easily tested, and the results will be obvious either way.) * The exact “sweet spot” amount of time to spend on writing an email for maximum sales and success. (The caveat: this’ll probably be hard for most to wrap their minds around. And that’s to be expected, which is why I show you with hard numbers — from my own business — how it works mathematically.) * Why the best way to ramp up your marketing & copywriting results is to stop reading marketing & copywriting books. (And a handful of the exact titles I recommend reading instead.) * What a man worried about a dying relationship with his woman can do to totally "reverse course" and regain all his lost peace of mind, self-respect, & romance. (Plus, the startling business implications of doing this with your customers & clients, too — like higher fees, more compliance, less horse shyt games, etc.) * A cunning (and 1000% totally paradoxical) way to make more profit and get higher payouts in your business by spending long months of doing unprofitable & non-high payout tasks. (Admittedly, doing this will make about as much sense as a fat man trying to lose weight by eating more cake. But if you take what I say to heart, apply it, and test it in your own life, you may be just as shocked by the results as I’ve been.) * A word-for-word email I used to profit from a self-loathing troll during the Antifa Black Lives Matters riots a few years ago you can adapt to make more sales with next time you get attacked by some loser troll or reply guy. (You owe it to yourself to profit from trolls — and this email template can be good sport for your list, while making them more likely to stick around, engage, and, if you do the selling part right… buy your offers.) * Plus, a 2-page bonus insert titled: “elBenbo’s Big, Fat Pox On Goal-Setting!” Far as I’m concerned nearly all goal-setting is weak on its best day. And often it’s even harmful. But what I talk about in this bonus insert can be like the ultimate “cheat code” for achieving what you want in your business or your personal life. I don’t care if your goal is money, romance, losing fat, getting more clients & customers, mastering a skillset, whatever it is… you can throw away all the daily affirmations and other nonsensical goal setting advice circulating around, do this instead, and potentially get what you want far faster than usual. And (in my experience, at least), with a whole lot less uncertainty, frustration, or pressure. These two pages alone are worth many hundreds of times the cost of the monthly subscription. At least, in my biased opinion... But that makes it no less true far as I’m concerned. All right, enough. Today’s the deadline to subscribe in time. Here’s the link: [https∶//www.EmailPlayers.com]( Ben Settle This email was sent by Ben Settle as owner of Settle, LLC. Copyright © 2023 Settle, LLC. All Rights Reserved. No part of this email may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from Settle, LLC. Click here to [unsubscribe]( Settle, LLC PO Box 1056 Gold Beach Oregon 97444 USA