Disgustingly blatant pitch inside

Today’s that ol’ deadline to get the February Email Players issue. Here’s a taste of what’s inside: * The “greasy voice” secret Alfred Hitchcock used to help become arguably the single most successful, well-known, & influential brand of his day. (And how to “adapt” that to your emails.) * Probably the #1 most profitable ways ever invented for getting more traffic & opt-ins from live webinar/seminar/podcast/mastermind trainings you do. (I am far from the only one to have figured this out, but very few do it, and if you’re not doing it too, then I can almost guarantee you are leaving a lot of new business on the table.) * How to “hack” your own thought patterns to write emails that look, feel, smell, sound, and taste so original (like a “fingerprint”) anyone who tries swiping you will come off as the loser hack they are. (Also if you’re a copywriter worried about ‘OMG! A.I. is going to make me obsolete!” you can relax if you but do this and think for yourself.) * A primal force of nature used to commit all-out genocide by evil warlords as well ethically by a few especially cunning business minds (like Dr. Seuss, Hitchcock, Oprah, Johnny Carson, and even Mister Rogers) to have more influence & fame than even the President of the United States. * A clever way to turn weird, unfounded, even gossipy rumors about you that have zero basis in reality into long term sales and influence you’d never get otherwise. (Bonus: doing this can make any podcast or other interviews you do a helluva lot more engaging and entertaining too.) * Why I suddenly changed my tune about doing coaching and livestreams. (Probably won’t be relevant to most who read it, but the psychology behind my decision could absolutely be relevant and profitable to those reading it.) * 9 ways to help get your business teeming over with “berserker customers” — out there “berserking” hard on your behalf, and making it almost like a virtue to buy from & indoctrinate the world with your brand. * A little known secret used by the late, great advertising genius Leo Burnett (inspired by top selling insurance & car salesmen) to create ad campaigns that helped give many people almost no choice but to buy from his clients. * A sneaky way to help make your business so valuable and in-demand people might (if you get especially good at doing it) even beg just to be allowed to opt-in to your list or buy your offers. (Best part: it’ll probably piss off any blue-haired SJW monstrosities on social media who see you do it. But nobody cares what they think anyway.) * The secret writing trick Stan Lee used in the 60’s and 70’s to help make Marvel Comics the biggest brand in the industry that almost any business online can use for your own offers today. (Disney caught on to this as well — and since using it in my own business ventures I have seen a huge uptick in engagement & sales hardly any so-called “competitors” will ever experience.) * What one of the single greatest car salesmen in history did to make it so people would not even think of buying a car from anyone else — even if they didn’t particularly like the kind of cars he sold! (I witnessed a local saleswoman do this and she make it so customers don’t even want to haggle with price, and even root for her to get a bigger commission. Apply to your marketing and watch what happens…) * And lotsa more.. Including: A one-page bonus insert about a secret, almost shameless, and totally free way to potentially poach lots of the best leads off of the big free social media platforms, without having to use them yourself or hire anyone to administer them for you. Full disclosure: I have not used it yet myself, due to lack of ambition. But I talk about it merely for options for thinking differently for those wanting to rapidly build an email list from social media but hate socializing like I do. Okay, that’ll do it. Of the 139 Email Players issues I’ve published to date this was the most fun to write. And the info inside has been some of the most valuable to me personally. (Both professionally and, even, romantically.) There’d be no Willis, quite frankly, without me applying the info inside. And my business would be a fraction of the size it is now. Will it be the same for you? I have no idea. Nor do I make any promises or guarantees. Fact is, a lot of newbies and low IQ-types (i.e., they can’t grasp nuance, context, or long term strategy — everything has to be “right now!” even as they continue to do nothing with the info they bought) have been subscribing lately for some reason, despite me warning them not to, to the point of having to be obnoxious about saying this. And I can say for absolute certain anyone who is a newbie or who needs everything fast, free, and yesterday will waste their time and money. I’m trying to help these guys by warning them of this. Some listen, many don’t. For those who don’t, I don’t know what to tell them. They probably get all their marketing training in Facebook groups or on Twitter threads. And, thus, think they are smarter than they really are. Can’t help those types. And that goes triple for the info in the February Email Players issue. All right, warning over. My patience for flakes is at an all-time low and I not only don’t mind if they buy from someone els, I prefer they do. Those types simply have no clue how screwed up things are going to get. The days of fat & happy buyers flush with credit are just about over. You gotta learn how to sell, think long term, and develop patience. Not just pontificate & chest-pound on Facebook or whatever. Ignore this warning at your peril… Here’s the link: [https∶//www.EmailPlayers.com]( Ben Settle This email was sent by Ben Settle as owner of Settle, LLC. Copyright © 2023 Settle, LLC. All Rights Reserved. No part of this email may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from Settle, LLC. Click here to [unsubscribe]( Settle, LLC PO Box 1056 Gold Beach Oregon 97444 USA