Semi-creepy facts about my secret podcast not found on iTunes

Technically, it’s not “new”, as it’s been back for almost two years. But it is new in the sense this is the first time most people have heard about it. And it’s called: “Ravings of an Adman!” Here are some recent episode topics to give you a taste of what it’s about: * Nazgul-Shrieking Copy — where I did a page-by-page, paragraph-by-paragraph, sentence-by-sentence, word-by-word, and precept-by-precept breakdown of my Subscription Biz offer sales letter * Up in Ben’s Underworld — where I did a page-by-page, paragraph-by-paragraph, sentence-by-sentence, word-by-word, and precept-by-precept breakdown of my Social Lair book sales letter * 12 Angry Ben — psychological marketing & persuasion insights from when I was recently called in for jury duty (hint: I was the proverbial lone juror arguing against giving a violent homeless man playing with knives a guilty verdict) * The Legends of Margoth — when I plied Stefania’s mother Margoth with wine and got her to admit the totally politically incorrect secrets behind how she commands respect from celebrity snobs like Bette Midler & Ann Coulter in her Manhattan resale shop * elBenbo’s Stalkers — talking about my stalkers (male and female) and the marketing lessons that arise from such knowledge * The Downfall of Copywriters — where I talked about a bunch of deep, psychological copywriting lessons learned while working for the biggest marketer of self defense info products on the planet * Email Necromancy — about how I accidentally got Stefania banned from Aweber, as well as how to raise dead lists to life & avoid being de-platformed by your email provider * Omega Conspiracy — why I was probably one rejection away from committing a mass atrocity as a teenager, and the marketing lessons behind it all * The Science of Badgering — all about how to use the exquisite art of badgering to get all the new love & business you want * Big click energy — when I not-so-patiently mansplained to Stefania the differences between dwarf, elf, hobbit, and orc copywriting styles * Homoerotic troll poetry — dissecting - stanza by stanza - a poem one of my adoring trolls wrote to me in the heat of passion * The Curse of the High IQ — with a vein-popping review of one of the best "marketing" books I’ve ever read, that I believe every copywriter & marketer should read * Eunuch Star Reviews — wherein I explain how to turn 1-star & troll reviews calling you a racist into cash in the bank * Ethical Abuse — where I badgered Stefania into agreeing with me to demonstrate the power of what I call psychological “ethical abuse.” * Sissy Branding — how even an absolute loser nobody notices can create a powerful & influential brand * Dames & Drama — why chicks must be given a strong dose of drama on the regular if you want them to behave & be happy… and the valuable copywriting & marketing implications of such * 50 Shades of Hitchcock — Hitchcock’s brilliant marketing & copywriting insight (most recently demonstrated by Zack Synder’s infamous “Snydercut” of his Justice League movie) behind why so many even outright stupid & plot hole-ridden movies and books make so much money * Introvert Rage — the undiagnosed mental illness I almost certainly have that is responsible for why I no longer let guests (parents, family, friends, or foes…) stay the night in my house * elBenbryonic Fluid — when I lectured Stefania on my deep, scientific knowledge of what would have happened to Willis when he was still in the womb if Stefania had been bitten by a zombie… and the marketing lessons behind such * Ben’s S&N Fetish — where Stefania & I talked about one of our most profitable “kinks” (rated R, of course, like all my Ravings are) * Scientific Telepathy — how to use personality typing to all but read the minds of people you want to sell or talk to. * And the list goes on. Those are just a handful of the shows so far. There are almost 60 of them up currently. And I am always adding more over time, yelling like a lunatic at my long-suffering Stefania & Willis. But not in a “oh let me pretend to be angry for effect” kinda way. No, One-Eyed Willie, these semi-creepy segments are yelling raves where you can even hear Stefania comment on how my face is red and a vein on my temple is popping out in some cases. Frankly, I don’t even look at it as a “podcast.” To me it’s pure therapy. I download all my frustrations on this show. And going by the response, people are enjoying the show quite a bit… Whatever the case, here’s the deal: This secret podcast is for our Profit Pirates coaching clients only. You won’t find it on iTunes, YouTube, SoundCloud or anywhere else. And even if it was on those sites, it wouldn’t last long, anyway. As it probably violates every single TOS they have — as far as content goes — due to the controversial, sometimes “hateful”, and totally un-PC nature of what’s said… as well as its utter disdain for the cancel culture-obsessed blue haired twitter nut especially. It ain’t for newbies or wannabes, though. It’s for more advanced marketing & business owners only. They are the only ones who will be able to discern the value between the lines. Just like the rest of the coaching program in many cases. And my podcast is just one small component of what the program entails. For the full details go to the link below: [https∶//www.EmailPlayers.com/pirates]( Deadline to get in before we jack up the price again is Sunday, January 8th at midnight EST. Ben Settle This email was sent by Ben Settle as owner of Settle, LLC. Copyright © 2023 Settle, LLC. All Rights Reserved. No part of this email may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from Settle, LLC. 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