A sales pitch extravaganza of New Years-like proportions

Today is the deadline to subscribe to Email Players in time for the January issue. Here’s a lil’ taste of what awaits: * An almost creepy-effective way to write emails that make you look like you have almost “Yoda-like” wisdom — where people potentially might even buy from you without necessarily knowing what the product is or why they’d otherwise want it! * The secret behind why an email I wrote with the subject line “Can prostatitis make your penis fall off?” was so enormously successful. (Hint: it had less to do with the subject line than it did the way I wrote the content inside the email.) * A 5-point game plan (I’ve used to collectively raise literally tens of thousands of dollars for various non-profits) to do email-driven charity campaigns while also making money for own business a bundle at the same time, too. * A old school propaganda method that can be so ridiculously effective, I recommend checking yourself before using it just to make sure you’re doing it for the good of your market and not just as a way to “make money.” * A surprisingly simple (and completely non-writing-related) secret used by two of the highest-paid copywriters on the planet to hammer out one control after another after another. * How my business (ethically & tastefully) profited from both the Covid lockdowns and Antifa riots… and why you can potentially do the same thing to profit during crazy times in your business, too. * A 32-word marketing secret that if I HAD to pick only one way to market my business, I’d pick this one every ol’ day of the week without pause or hesitation. (I defy anyone to read these 32 words with understanding and not walk away with at least a dozen ideas to make more sales as early as the very next day. In my opinion, this one “secret” can make the difference between despairing and maybe even going out of business… or thriving, with a horde of customers & clients who wouldn’t think to buy from anyone else but you.) * A sneaky way to profit from promoting other peoples offers without being an affiliate, JV partner, or taking any kick-backs whatsoever. * Anatomy of a blockbuster sales letter headline that had zero benefits, zero tease, zero proof, zero curiosity, and zero anything else great headlines are supposed to have that obliterated all the other ads it ran against. * The totally “back-asswards” thing I do almost every day to give my business an “air” of prestige that has been most responsible for the growing ranks of well-recognized names on my customer list over the years. (You probably won’t want to do this — nobody really does — but if you do it, and if you stick with it… attracting high-quality customers & clients who don’t buy on price and who are not complete pains in the ass can potentially become more the rule than the exception in your business.) * The spooky-effective secret of influence & persuasion used by arguably the most recognized, beloved, and trusted brand of the 20th century. (This tip will absolutely disappoint the typical goo-roo fanboy chasing tips and techniques. But in my opinion, if a legit business person uses it the way it’s taught inside, they can absolutely control & dominate their markets in 2023 and beyond.) * How to approach pricing if you want to (1) help as many people on your list as possible and also (2) make the most amount of overall profit. (No, I don’t tell you what to charge — nobody can, you’ll have to figure that out — but this is a reliable beacon to follow for pricing that’s never let my business down.) * A clever way to get more ideas for offers, products, & services to sell than you can possibly keep up with — without needing to run any Google ads, obsessing over “what’s working now”, or so much as looking at a spreadsheet. (You don’t need a checklist. You don’t need a mastermind. You don’t need a book. You don’t need a course. You don’t even really need Email Players. This is a state of mind I use to pump out offer after offer… with literally dozens more waiting in the wings. And, now, I am teaching for others to use inside.) * The single best swipe file ever created for anyone who sells in the weight loss niche. (You can do away with collecting & ogling controls. Simply go to the secret link on page 22 and profit forever and ever… with your competition probably wondering how the hell you do it.) * And a whole lot more… This issue is “King-Sized” (28 pages vs the usual 20 pages). It’s also meant to be read multiple times. And, with pen in hand to take notes. So it is not for the attention span guppies who spend all day watching TikTok videos. Certainly it's not for anyone in business who's ever complained about “OMG! Info overload! This is too many ways to make money to think about! Someone please help me!” The pile of economic horrors many smart folks in-the-know expect to come down the pike in 2023 and beyond will not be kind to those types. And there is absolutely nothing I can do to help them. All right enough doom-saying. Deadline is today when I send it to the printer. So if you want in on time, hit the jump immediately: [https∶//www.EmailPlayers.com]( Ben Settle This email was sent by Ben Settle as owner of Settle, LLC. 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