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Lessons from catching the coof-vid

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Mon, Oct 31, 2022 02:46 AM

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Last month I finally caught the coof-vid. Following are some thoughts, insights, and ideas from the

Last month I finally caught the coof-vid. Following are some thoughts, insights, and ideas from the adventure: * It wasn't that big of a deal, and I’ve had way worse bouts with the flu * Certainly wasn't worth shutting the economy down over, keeping people from seeing dying loved ones in hospitals, or the chilling big government-big tech-big pharma-big media collusion to cancel and/or fire anyone so much as questioning their inane & ever-changing narratives and for refusing to get an experimental substance pumped into their bodies. * Worst part was just the brain fog * During day one in the throes of brain fog I wrote an entire 36-page comicbook script that turned out better than I could have expected * During day two in the throes of brain fog I also wrote an entire Email Players issue that was so bad, so incoherently structured, and so off-point I almost wondered if I literally wrote it while sleeping… (in a way I probably was) * I rewrote that issue a couple days later and it’s now completely different and probably 100x better * That original issue still might make for a great bonus for something later * Watching the hamster-spinning of the dorks who simped hardest for the media & government narrative suddenly pretend they didn't wish platform cancellation, societal exile, and even death on those who did not get jabbed has been quite astonishing to behold * “Conspiracy” theories that got people cancelled were spoiler alerts * Speaking of spoiler alerts: I used to wonder how people could be so willingly deceived as to eagerly take the mark of the beast and simp for the devil so hard as described in the book of Revelation... not to mention what could possibly make families betray each other to the point of having them literally put to death that Jesus talked about. Now? I no longer wonder about such things. If they'll betray each other over coof-vid, they'll do it over anything. Word to the wise and all that. Okay, enough of this. Hear that? That's the sound of 1,000 coof-vid narrative simps angry typing a reply... While they waste time with that, let's get down to business. Tomorrow's the deadline to get the November Email Players issue. It has nothing to do with anything written about in this email. Instead, it teaches 11 ways to potentially sell offers in your business that go for 100s, 1000s, possibly even tens of 1000s a pop, and doing it in a way where people might even feel honored — and possibly even privileged — to buy. A useful skill in these dark economic times. Here’s the link: [https∶//www.EmailPlayers.com]( Ben Settle This email was sent by Ben Settle as owner of Settle, LLC. Copyright © 2022 Settle, LLC. All Rights Reserved. No part of this email may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from Settle, LLC. Click here to [unsubscribe]( Settle, LLC PO Box 1056 Gold Beach Oregon 97444 USA

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