Why I don't allow Stefania to leave the house

Cue the humorless blue-haired Twitter fembots saying how oppressive I am. (What else is new?) But after 5+ years of Stefania reading, editing, & discussing my Enoch Wars horror novels... as well as being subjected over and over and over to the same B-monster movies I love & have been way too influenced by for my own good… she is at a point where she simply frightens normies. The latest example: Since having Willis she’s been taking dance lessons. And recently her dance teacher was showing her how to sit up on the ground, back straight and arms out… as part of one of the lessons. And Stefania, God bless her little heart, asks: "Oh you mean like a vampire rising up from a coffin?" Her dance teacher paused, looking at Stefania like she’s insane: "Uhm. Well. Yeah… I guess so…?" I truly created a monster with Stefania. And it’s for the good of the normie population she remain locked inside elBenbo’s Tower to protect them from her… Anyway, this goofy story obviously has nothing to do with anything. But, it was amusing to write it. And it’s like I recently told podcaster Alex Lie-Hap-Po’s audience: It’s okay to have fun up in this business. The content-creation lesson here should be obvious. And speaking of content: I can teach the how-tos of creating content — especially high-ticket content that sells for 100’s, 1000’s, even tens of 1000’s a pop — until the vampires wake up. But it’s all for naught if you don’t know how to sell that content. Enter the November Email Players issue. It covers 11 things you can do in your business to help sell super high-priced content (and other offers — it’s all the same at the end of the day if you know what you are doing), with customers potentially happy and even eager to pay for the privilege — yes, PRIVILEGE — of doing so. I’ve been doing just that for years. My next book (which Email Players subscribers will get a fatter discount on than the normie population, of course, when it launches) is the most expensive yet. And there is already a growing line of people waiting to buy it, nagging me about it, and champing at the bit to sink their greedy little meat claws into it. And that’s without seeing a single email selling it. The secret for helping to create that kind of buying atmosphere? Aggressively applying what I teach in the November Email Players issue. The deadline to subscribe in time to get it approaches fast. Here’s the link: [https∶//www.EmailPlayers.com]( Ben Settle This email was sent by Ben Settle as owner of Settle, LLC. Copyright © 2022 Settle, LLC. All Rights Reserved. No part of this email may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from Settle, LLC. Click here to [unsubscribe]( Settle, LLC PO Box 1056 Gold Beach Oregon 97444 USA