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Email Players subscriber Terry Wilson prompts fapGPT for me: === Haha, I couldn't help myself - that's not a prompt - this is a prompt! (You know where I'm from!): "Hello - I am curious if you can write an email about a software offer (h‌ttps://berserkermail.com/) using the same style of messaging they use on their website and what you will find on h‌ttps://www.bensettle.com/ . The email should be a story that segues to an offer for the email software." And, lo and behold - look at the pile of horse crap that came spewing out of it's... well what ever / where ever it comes from… Subject: The Secret Weapon I Wish I Had Years Ago… Hey [First Name], Imagine this: It’s 2 AM. You’re wide awake, staring at the ceiling. Another night wasted on insomnia. Suddenly, it hits you. That one idea, the golden goose, the one that could change everything for your business. But then, reality sets in. How do you turn that idea into actual sales? Flashback to a few years ago. I was in the same boat. Sleepless nights, coffee-stained desks, and an inbox that felt like a graveyard of lost opportunities. I was juggling a hundred things at once, yet my email campaigns were just... meh. One day, a buddy of mine (let’s call him Mike) shared a little secret with me. He told me about a tool that would make email marketing feel like child’s play. He said it’s like having a battle-hardened warrior on your side, slicing through the noise and delivering your message straight to the hearts (and wallets) of your audience. I was skeptical at first. But then, I tried it. And wow, did things change. Meet BerserkerMail. This isn’t just another email marketing software. This is the secret weapon I wish I had years ago. With BerserkerMail, your emails get opened, read, and acted upon. It’s designed for folks who are serious about converting their leads into loyal customers. Here’s what makes BerserkerMail a game-changer: Battle-Tested Deliverability: Say goodbye to the spam folder. Your emails land right where they should - the inbox. Easy to Use: No tech wizardry required. Set up your campaigns in minutes and watch the magic happen. Engagement Tools: From killer templates to automated follow-ups, it’s got everything to keep your audience hooked. But don’t just take my word for it. Give it a shot and see the difference for yourself. BerserkerMail is the tool you didn’t know you needed but won’t be able to live without. Ready to transform your email marketing game? Click here to start your journey with BerserkerMail now! Don’t wait for another sleepless night to come up with the next big idea. Make sure you’ve got the right tool to bring it to life. To your success,” === Terry comments: “Yes, Sir ElBenbo, I feel you are safe for a little while yet! Sleep easy LOL” Yes indeed, my friend. I don’t think I’ll be releasing custody of my email writing to fapGPT just yet… Anyway, if you want a free BerserkerMail test drive go here: [( Ben Settle This email was sent by Ben Settle as owner of Settle, LLC. Copyright © 2024 Settle, LLC. All Rights Reserved. No part of this email may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from Settle, LLC. Click here to [unsubscribe]( Settle, LLC PO Box 1056 Gold Beach Oregon 97444 USA