The queer nightmare I gave one of my ex-customers

Well, that’s how the guy below described my interaction with him. But first some context: * He sent me an email out of the blue at end of January asking me where his January Email Players issue is * I look him up and neither he nor his biz partner are in the system * I tell him to send me the receipt so I can look into it * I get a 350 word neurotic email about how him and his biz partner clearly can’t get their collective shyt together, one laid up in the hospital, both annoyed at each other for not being able to subscribe using whatever apps they are trying to use (all they need is a friggin’ credit card ffs), etc etc etc just to subscribe, when literally a 9 year old child could probably figure it out * Just reading the email gave me a headache * I tell them they sound like they’d be absolute nightmare customers to deal with * To which I get this beauty: === Seriously Ben --- That's your expression of humanity when someone's going thru a genuinely rough patch of life. (medically induced duress) Callous knee jerk disparagement. Nightmare customer? Someone who spent $2k on titans program based on your intro (probably worth $1000 to you) purchased other of your products in past and was ready to invest $97 monthly moving forward. And customers you would never personally interact with. That's a queer nightmare. You spend $2000+ with a stranger online and your willing to invest further. I would be appreciative towards that client and genuinely want to serve him --- ---NOT callously disparage him when rough waters hit. Where is any sense of NORMAL appreciation and gratitude on your part to extend even one minor courtesy?? === Yeesh. Guy needs to get some air. The reason I bring this up and am showing it is two fold: 1. So these two two particular people never want to do business with me again 2. It’s a perfect example of why, after just a few years of appeasing this sort of dumb assery early on in my business, and reaping the consequences of such, that I probably come off as a total bastard about not wanting to waste time with people like this I mentioned Nice guys being creepy yesterday. His entire email had that creepy Nice guy thought pattern thing going. i.e., “Ben I spent $2,000 with you, now you need to appease meeeeeee!” No. That’s exactly what nice guys — and nice guy marketers sending emails or spanking out brain farts on social media — do when they want something and try to use manipulation to get it. No different than stories Stefania has told me of self-described nice guys who would do nice things for her then, when they made a move and she said no, they’d pull the “but I did all this for you” card. More: His entire email trying to persuade me to change my mind is the exact, polar, opposite of my approach which I teach in my Email Bastard! course you can get this week at a very attractive and affordable price that even these two chuckleheads could probably figure out how to purchase. Not that I want them to. But since BerserkerMail sells it (not me) I wouldn’t have to deal with their horse shyt anyway. (Sorry Nicole and Lance on the helpdesk, but better you than me) Okay, to get Email Bastard! at today’s ridiculously low price go here: (Deadline to get it at today’s price is Friday, May 10 at midnight EDT) [https∶//www.EmailPlayers.com/bastard]( Ben Settle P.S. This course is made up of multiple talks I’ve done at various events people paid not a little bit of money to attend. And some of the info inside has been included in other offers I’ve sold over the years. So read the sales letter carefully before buying if you don’t want to just end up buying the same information all over again. This email was sent by Ben Settle as owner of Settle, LLC. Copyright © 2024 Settle, LLC. All Rights Reserved. No part of this email may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from Settle, LLC. Click here to [unsubscribe]( Settle, LLC PO Box 1056 Gold Beach Oregon 97444 USA