Slick as snot

Hey, you’ve got something in your mustache… ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ [Beardbrand Logo]( [Beardbrand Logo]( SLICK AS SNOT Is mustache wax the original mustache styling product? No, it’s snot. That’s right — your schnoz is a mustache styling machine positioned perfectly above your lip fur. Those snot rockets are easy to apply to your mustache and are in high supply all winter long. Is it hygienic? Nope. Does it look good? Absolutely not. Fortunately, [Beardbrand Mustache Wax]( is an equally convenient — and much better-smelling option — for keeping your mustache looking clean and mean. We’ll let Thomas tell ya about it: [Ass is thoroughly kicked...]( Beardbrand asked if my recent order kicks ass. Consider it kicked out of the park! Besides the awesome smell, this wax is light and goes on slick as snot! A perfect every day wear product that gives me the perfect amount of control and makes my mustache the envy of every bald lipped friend I have! (Both of them. Honestly, what nerd hasn't tried a mustache yet?!) [Beardbrand Mustache Wax]( is made with natural ingredients, including beeswax, lanolin, and jojoba oil. That makes it easy to wash out compared to other waxes. It provides a medium hold perfect for creating a naturally styled mustache. It’s not a high-hold wax, so it won’t leave your mustache feeling like you put super-glue on it. But it will give you a free-flowing Wyatt Earp-style curl. Grab yourself some Beardbrand Mustache Wax, and if it doesn’t kick your ass out of the park (in a good way), we’ll buy it back.   [SHOP NOW](   [SHOP NOW](   KEEP ON GROWING KEEP ON GROWING [Facebook]( [Twitter]( [Instagram]( [Custom]( Change your [email preferences]( or [unsubscribe here]( hard feelings! You can also review our privacy policy [here](. Beardbrand PO Box 4777 Austin, TX 78765 © 2023 Beardbrand ®