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[Beardbrand Logo]( UNTOLD HISTORY: ZEUS Welcome to Beardbrandâs newest email series, Untold History, where we examine the untold stories behind some of history's most notable characters. This weekâs edition: Zeus. Zeus was the father of all gods and humans, ruling over the skies and dishing out justice from his perch atop Mount Olympus. When angered, old Zeus roared thunderously and threw lightning bolts from the sky, sending frenzied humans into panicked attempts to appease him. But for years, weâve wondered â did Zeus actually throw lightning bolts? It all sounds pretty suspect, so we reached out to Nikos Papadopoulos, a Greek meteorologist and self-proclaimed âmythology nerd,â and what we learned was rather, uh, shocking⦠âYeah, no â Zeus didnât throw lightning bolts; thatâs literally impossible,â says Papadopoulos. âWhat most likely happened is that Zeus was generating static electricity every time he scratched his beard â which he was probably doing frequently. I mean, have you been to the top of Mount Olympus? The air is, like, really, really dry up there. Itâs making my beard itch just thinking about it.â Nikos doesnât know for sure why Zeus didnât just use [beard oil]( to reduce the itchiness of his beard, but he has a theory: âYeah, I mean, he had a real God complex, you know? I think Zeus believed manufactured products were beneath him. Could [beard oil]( have helped him? probably. I imagine that dry, itchy beard was a cause of suffering for him â and all that static electricity instilled fear in a lot of innocent people.â So, there you have it. Zeus didnât throw lightning bolts; he likely just suffered from a dry, itchy beard. [STOP YOUR BEARD ITCH]( â [STOP YOUR BEARD ITCH]( â DON'T BE LIKE ZEUS Grab these best sellers before prices go up on June 1st [Image of Utility Beard Oil]( Utility Beard Oil $27.00 [SHOP NOW]( [Image of Utility Beard Softener]( Utility Beard Softener $27.00 [SHOP NOW]( [Image of Utility Balm]( Utility Balm $26.00 [SHOP NOW]( KEEP ON GROWING KEEP ON GROWING [Facebook]( [Twitter]( [Instagram]( [Custom]( Change your [email preferences]( or [unsubscribe here]( hard feelings! You can also review our privacy policy [here](. Beardbrand PO Box 4777
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