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Senior dogs have a bone to pick with you pups. [Senior dogs have a bone to pick with you pups.] [BarkPost logo] "In my day, we didn't wear fancy things, we just walked around buck nekkid." [July husky][@RebaKassie via Instagram]( Welcome to CUTE ATTACK! We’re dishing you our favorite dog shtuff at approximately 300 Awws per second. Today’s subject: An Open Letter To Puppies From Senior Dogs Who Are Sick of this 💩. Hello there young pups, It's us. The greying fools who'll give you a single woof at the dog park. The old dogs who watch you run around in circles, yappin’ at everything in sight, nibbling on our butts with your tiny little shark teeth ‘cause you haven’t even learned how to give a proper sniff. We may be old but we're like a fine cheese, better and stinkier with age. [ole beagle][@PupstarzRescue via Instagram]( We wish this could be a letter of encouragement, or aged wisdom, but the truth is y'all are nuts. Youth is wasted on puppies. So we’re gonna get some gripes off our chest, and hopefully you’ll learn a thing or two!s An Open Letter To Puppies From Senior Dogs Who Are Sick of this 💩 1. Why do you all have those crazy names like "Chives" or "Gnocchi"? [Bro dog][@SusiesSeniorDogs via Instagram]( “What was wrong with “Spot” or “Rover?” When we hear your parents call at ya, we don't know if they're looking for their dogs or yelling out a recipe for a frittata. ” 2. Can you lay off the Insta-what for a minute or two? [stinker] “How many pictures and poses does one puppy need? Just take one nice family photo and you’re all set. A dog only needs one tag, and it ain’t a hashtag.” 3. What's with all your hootenanny fashions? Modeling sunglasses? Wearing crazy costumes?? [fireworks in the sky] “Give us a collar and a tag and we’re ready to go. …And ok, maybe a newboy cap and a bowtie. But that’s all!” 4. Who is Snapchat and what kind of dog is he? [foldy hound] “The next time some human points one of their shiny rectangle camera-computer-phone things at you, take it outta their hand and make ‘em fetch it from the bottom of the creek.” 5. Could you PLEASE stop calling each other “doge”? [outside tastes great] “We are dogs; a noble clan. Not puppers, or floofs, or weenies, or big heckin’ wooferinos or whatever the heck you puppies are saying. All ya need are three letters and a pat on the dang head: D-O-G.” 6. Seriously… Baths? [Uncle sam] “Y'all are into baths now? You’re really lettin’ your Moms primp and pamper the stink right off of you? Now that’s just a shame.” We understand you can’t all be as simple and classic as a tennis ball. But seriously puppies, you could learn a thing or two from us seniors. You’ll appreciate the tips when you’re long in the tooth! Thank you and all the best, Senior Dogs Share with friends who are senior pups in the making. [Image:    [ Got pictures and videos of your senior pups? Email them in to us, we'd love to show 'em some love. [barkpost] Will: Writer, Shaking his fist at the sky yelling, "SNAPCHAT!" right now Lori: Contributor, Wants to name her next dog, Broccoli Tazz: Editor, Finally gets why Benji is not a fan of baths P.P.S. Did you like this email? Click yes or no below or hit reply to send us feedback! [Image: ( [Link: ( [Link: ( [Image: ( [Link: ( Was this email forwarded to you and now you want more? [Click here to sign up for the BarkPost newsletter](. BarkBox, Inc. All Rights Reserved 221 Canal Street, Floor 6, New York, NY 10013 [Stop getting cute dogs in your email. Unsubscribe.](