The BARK Hex Hath Been Placed Upon Thee!

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Oh… you think we won’t do 49 thumbs down emojis right now? Just watch us. 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎 Indeed, this is a serious hex. But there IS a way out. [Join the pack now](~/AAPk3wA~/RgRoxt1TP0TVaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuYmFya2JveC5jb20vam9pbi9mZXh0Z2VuZXJpYz91dG1fY29udGVudD0yNTA4OTI4JnV0bV90ZXJtPWJiJnV0bV9jYW1wYWlnbj0yMDI0MDkxM19wcm9zcGVjdHNfYmJfYmF0Y2hfZmV4dC1sYXVuY2hfZW5nYWdlZF9mcmlkYXktMTN0aC1tZW1vLXNlcHQtMjAyNF9jb250cm9sJnV0bV9zb3VyY2U9cHJvc3BlY3RfZW5nYWdlZCZ1dG1fbWVkaXVtPWVtYWlsVwNzcGNCCmbhU1jkZoLuHl9SG3RyaXN0cmFtYmFsZHdpbjg2QGdtYWlsLmNvbVgEAAAASg~~). Get your [FREE toys](~/AAPk3wA~/RgRoxt1TP0TVaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuYmFya2JveC5jb20vam9pbi9mZXh0Z2VuZXJpYz91dG1fY29udGVudD0yNTA4OTI4JnV0bV90ZXJtPWJiJnV0bV9jYW1wYWlnbj0yMDI0MDkxM19wcm9zcGVjdHNfYmJfYmF0Y2hfZmV4dC1sYXVuY2hfZW5nYWdlZF9mcmlkYXktMTN0aC1tZW1vLXNlcHQtMjAyNF9jb250cm9sJnV0bV9zb3VyY2U9cHJvc3BlY3RfZW5nYWdlZCZ1dG1fbWVkaXVtPWVtYWlsVwNzcGNCCmbhU1jkZoLuHl9SG3RyaXN0cmFtYmFsZHdpbjg2QGdtYWlsLmNvbVgEAAAASg~~). Avoid the Friday the 13th Curse and a lifetime of being called “SHARTY.” 💩💩💩 Before we sign off, here’s a very long line of ellipses because why not…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Dogspeed, Your friends at BARK   ~/AAPk3wA~/RgRoxt1TP0TYaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuYmFya2JveC5jb20vam9pbi9ob2xpZGF6ZWJ1bmRsZT91dG1fY29udGVudD0yNTA4OTI4JnV0bV90ZXJtPWJiJnV0bV9jYW1wYWlnbj0yMDI0MDkxM19wcm9zcGVjdHNfYmJfYmF0Y2hfZmV4dC1sYXVuY2hfZW5nYWdlZF9mcmlkYXktMTN0aC1tZW1vLXNlcHQtMjAyNF9jb250cm9sJnV0bV9zb3VyY2U9cHJvc3BlY3RfZW5nYWdlZCZ1dG1fbWVkaXVtPWVtYWlsVwNzcGNCCmbhU1jkZoLuHl9SG3RyaXN0cmFtYmFsZHdpbjg2QGdtYWlsLmNvbVgEAAAASg~~ [Bark.co](~/AAPk3wA~/RgRoxt1TP0TYaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuYmFya2JveC5jb20vam9pbi9ob2xpZGF6ZWJ1bmRsZT91dG1fY29udGVudD0yNTA4OTI4JnV0bV90ZXJtPWJiJnV0bV9jYW1wYWlnbj0yMDI0MDkxM19wcm9zcGVjdHNfYmJfYmF0Y2hfZmV4dC1sYXVuY2hfZW5nYWdlZF9mcmlkYXktMTN0aC1tZW1vLXNlcHQtMjAyNF9jb250cm9sJnV0bV9zb3VyY2U9cHJvc3BlY3RfZW5nYWdlZCZ1dG1fbWVkaXVtPWVtYWlsVwNzcGNCCmbhU1jkZoLuHl9SG3RyaXN0cmFtYmFsZHdpbjg2QGdtYWlsLmNvbVgEAAAASg~~) 120 Broadway, 12th Floor NY, NY 10271 Other conditions may apply. 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